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Bakugou was suddenly woken up by a strange noise coming from down the hall in the dorms.
He knew that he was awake because he could faintly see the outline of his Deku plushie he kept on his nightstand that Izuku had given him as a 'I caught up to you bitch' gift on the day they had their first date.
Katsuki quickly jumped out of bed and out of his dorm, sprinting towards his boyfriend's room ''I AM COMING KITTEN!!!'' He yelled as he ran.
Once he was at his door Katsuki put his ear up to It and he heard muffled crying from inside followed by Deku saying ''Why not me?!''
Bakugou tried exploding the door but loved following rules so much and being a perfect pretty princess that he stopped and gremlin walked closer to the door of Izuku ''hey kitten, what is wrong?! I WILL FUCKING KILL ANYONE THAT HURT YOU!''
''K-Kacchan! Leave me a-alone!!!'' Bakugou heard from the other side of the door.
''open the door, Deku!''
After two minutes of waiting and sending Izuku 'My BBL Academia' videos (if u know u know) Deku finally opened the door to reveal a tear-soaked face and HUGE red nose (Mr. Rudolf over here).
Bakugou did not even have time to respond to this though because the moment he looked at Deku, Izuku side-eyed him with all the hate in the world.
''AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU BAKA?!'' Deku yelled as he shoved the phone into Bakugou's hands.
He looked down at the phone and saw a picture of him and Kirishima doing the chicken dance at the school dance that their teacher used as an excuse to drink while still getting paid.
''N-no! Deku, it's not what it looks like I swear!''
''you are lying! You wore the tutu that I gave you in front of Kirishima! Not to mention that is our song BAKA!!!"
"I am sorry for that my skibidy Alfa boyfriend!"
"Okay, uwu lets make out!"
AND THEN THEY KISSED A LOT THE END!!!