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Jin Nasol and Choi interlocked their hands across the cafe table, staring lovingly into each other's eyes. Between them was a strawberry milkshake, whipped cream stacked up high and two squiggly straws sticking out of it.
"When we first met," Choi began, running a scarred thumb over the back of Jin Nasol's hand, "I really thought you were an asshole just like the rest of those Daydream pricks. I see now that I was short-sighted, my love."
Jin Nasol nodded. "I also thought you were the most insufferable person I've ever met." She removed one of her hands from his, using it to cup his cheek lovingly. "You still are, dear, but you're my insufferable person."
Choi cupped her cheek in turn. "Aww, that's so sweet!" He stood up from his seat, leaning over the table to press a kiss to her lips. "This is why I love you."
…
In the booth behind them sat Agent Bronze and Lee Seonghae.
"I want to die," Agent Bronze muttered, face in his hands. "I want to be dead."
Lee Seonghae reached over to pat him on the shoulder comfortingly. "It's okay! That other Agent is older than you, so he'll probably die before you! You won't have to deal with him forever!"
Agent Bronze groaned, slamming his head onto the table. "Someone end me."