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"Tom, what's my approval rating?"
Tom sighs as he feels a mechanical hand grasp his shoulder. "Social media says you have an approval rating of 34.86%."
From his visor, Tom watches Tord frown at the social media app.
"What else did you expect, commie?"
"Shut up, Jehovah."
"It's the internet, Tord, people are going to be rude regardless of if you're a good communist dictator or not."
"Come give your comrade a socialist-fraternal kiss."
"It's not attractive when you call it that—"
But Tom is silenced by a firm kiss and the feeling of Tord smiling against his mouth.