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404 was just in a bar before some guy names Alexandar busted in with another guy named Aaron and Alexandar bursted out into song saying something about "throwing away shots" I mean, why would you throw away a shot? That's a waste of alcohol
Wait scratch that, hes saying "Not throwing away my shot" The fuck? Why are people joining him and re-arranging the bar??? Y'know what whatever. He couldn't care less.
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Is he spelling out his name now? His name is Alexander apparently. King George? Didn't he die like 200 years ago? Tax? Weren't we free from Britain? This guy is insane, but hes not much better honestly.
404 takes small sips as the bar fully comes to life and people break out into song and dance.
"Dawg what the heck is happening..", 404 thinks to themselves.
404 just sighs and finally takes their last shot and leaves the bar. As they head for the exit, Hamilton stares at 404 and throws them a shot glass. Hamilton moves down from the set and gets close to 404. Their faces inches apart.
"Don't throw away your shot." Hamilton whispers before going back into the dance for the climax of the song.
404 just stares blankly and then leaves to their house to go yell at Nvll for the 19th time this weekend..