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The scene shows a plane runway, and a bus next to it
"We're back with Total drama!" The titular host Chris Mclean said while appearing on screen. "This season not only do we bring back some original contestants, we're bringing in two new ones! Let's meet our roster!" Chris said as the camera pans to the bus door.
"Returning enemies, Heather and Gwen!" Chris announced as the two rivals exited the bus, Gwen then accidently bumped into Heather. "Hey! Watch the hair!" Heather angrily said. "Are there registered seats? And can I have one not next to Heather's hair extensions?" Gwen sarcastically asked. "Hey! I'd have you know my 'extensions' are actual hair!" Heather snapped back. "You learn something new everyday." A familiar rose from the bus.
"Everyones favorite child delinquent, it's Duncan!" Chris said as Duncan stepped out the bus, with Courtney following behind. "And Courtney!" As Courtney stepped off, she took one look at the plane and mumbled something like 'this doesn't feel safe' Chris just winked at the camera after she mumbled that.
"Next contestants! Owen, Harold and Leshawna!" after Chris said that, Owen took one look at the plane and immediately screamed. "We're not gonna fly are we!" Owen screamed. "What's his deal?" Leshawna asked. "He's afraid of flying, remember?" Harold reminded his crush.
"Anyways, next contestants are some fan favourites! Noah!" Noah stepped out, looking unimpressed. "Cody!" As Cody stepped out,he did little finger guns. Then after Cody walked out of the bus, Ezekiel appeared "Yo, yo, yo! This years winner is here! And I'm ready for anything!" Ezekiel bragged, only for Izzy to do a backflip over the boy, making his balance off, causing him to trip. "That's right it's Izzy!" Chris announced her entrance. "And there's Tyler! The clumsy yet loveable jock!" As Tyler walked out, he tripped and landed on Ezekiel. Who groaned "Hey Chris, you forgot about me!" The homeschooled boy protested under the jock. "And Zeke's here too." Chris said unimpressed.
"Back to the good contestants, Bridgette and Lindsay are here!" Chris said, throwing some shade at Ezekiel, ad Bridgette came out, she was waving at the camera causing her to fall, and when Lindsay got out of the bus, she thought there was a butterfly, causing her to trip, landing on Bridgette.
"Now for the two new contestants! Alejandro and Sierra!" As they went out of the bus, they immediately helped the fallen contestants. "I have a boyfriend!" Bridgette said, obviously flustered at Alejandro. Lindsay just laughed. "And may I be of any assistance?" She asked rhetorically. "I like someone!" Tyler said while Zeeke just said "You're the first girl to help me!" "No problem Zeeke!" Sierra said.
"Chris, dude! You gotta make Mr not go on that plane!" Owen begged before Chris hit him with a pan. "Anyone else hit complaints?" Chris asked menacingly. Everyone shook their heads.
The camera then panned away from the contestants and back to Chris. "Will the new contestants steal everyones hearts? Find out when we come back to... Total! Drama! World Tour!
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The show continues with Chris and the contestants in the plane.
"Wait so your not joking about the singing part?" Gwen asked.
"Nope! You see singing is huge right now! And worse the singing means higher the ratings! So no practicing! And no warning!" Chris exclaimed.
"Oh no, I'm not doing this, Little birds sing, girls sing but Duncans? They don't." Duncan said arrogantly.
"You think I'll be able to beatbox?" Harold asked.
"I'll beat you if you try." Duncan threatened.
"Now continuing the plane tour, this is economy, the loosing teams will stay here! And the winning team.." Chris and the contestants then all appeared in First class. "Will stay here!" Everyone was amazed, there was an actual reward for winning. The scene transitioned to the best looking room in the plane so far.
"Woah! This place is sick! It has a Pizza Maker, a Hot tub and a tanner!" Cody exclaimed.
"How do I win this? My fair Leshawna loves a good hot tub!" Harold said.
"Hey! This is my personal headquarters! So back off! Host and husbands only!" Chris stated.
The scene then went to the elimination ceremony. "You'll remember this place! The elimination ceremony! This season instead of guiled Chris's or marshmallows, you'll get... in flight snacks! Filled with delicious barf and peanuts." All of the contestants gagged at that last bit.
"What if we don't like peanuts?" Ezekiel asked. "You don't have to eat them Zeeke!" Sierra replied.
"Sierras right! It's just a representation of your safety!" Chris confirmed Sierras sentence. The contestants were then seen in the dining room, casually chatting, then a ding was heard. Chris appeared out of the shadows, wearing a fancy suit. "You hear that passengers? That's the noise you'll hear when you need to sing!" Courtney smiled then began singing the first line
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"Up! Up! Up! Up!" The left row of the table sang
"Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing!" The right row sang after.
"We're flying! And singing! We're flying as we're singing!"
"Come fly with us! Come fly with us!"
"Got a lotta crazy tunes to bust! Haha!"
"Come fly with us! Come fly with us!"
"It's a pleasure and an honor and a must!" Alejandro said as he helped Bridgette and Lindsay down, making them giggle and blush.
"Dudes this is mess, your singing in a plane!" Duncan said, surprisingly on beat.
"What did you expect, Chris is fricking insane!" Harold sang while swinging his nunchunks.
"Yeah but guys! Your singing on TV!"
"Haven't you always wanted too? It can't just be mee!"
"Don't fly with us! Don't fly with us!" Leshawna and DJ sang together in the first class compartment.
"Do you know how to steer this thing?!" Heather asked distressed.
"I try." Chef simply replied.
"I'm glad Sierra didn't try to make me leave and depart! Because this homeschooled boy has winning in his heart!"
"Come fly with us, come die with us."
"WE'RE FLYING?! I HATE FLYING! STOP THE PLANE!" Owen yelled before getting high with a pan.
"Come fly with us! Come sing with us!"
"NO!" Duncan and Gwen refused.
"Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules because-" Chris said before being interrupted by Bridgette singing
"All contestants must not refuse to sing!!"
"Duncan do it! Let's go!"
"Gwen sing it! Don't go!"
"I don't wanna go home... Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with usss!"
"Duncan come on please?" Courtney asked her boyfriend.
"Thisss sucks!!!"
"Yeah!"
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"Wow that was just great! Who will win? Who will loose? Find out next time on Total! Drama! World Tour~~" Chris sang