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It was the middle of the day when Slenderman came in the room walking on his tentacles saying, "Hey, look I'm a spidah." "You mean spider?" You say. "No." He says in a goofy way. "I'm a spidah!" Slenderman crawls away going, "Dotodotodo." You smile and shake your head. "You're such a weirdo!" You say. Slenderman comes back now pretending to be a T-rex. "I shall eat whoever said that. RAWR!" You giggle loudly. "It was me weirdo! Try and catch me!" You run and he chases you. When he catches you, you squeal as he pretends to eat you. He pauses and stares in to your eyes and leans in to kiss you. All of a sudden he goes, "Hi," then backs up. "I'm going to go catch some people in the woods. BYEEEEEE!" He skips cheerfully going, "Lalalala, I have a girlfriend haha!" He says it as if others can see him. You laugh. "Weirdo." Suddenly he teleports. "Heard that." Then laughs. He kisses you and makes ghost noises as he slowly teleports to the woods.