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The doctor and his assistant are planning something new for the channel
I must say you are looking very young today Doctor. - said Doctor's assistant
You know very well that I do not take that as a complement.- says the doctor.
So where's your clone at the prime of your life then ??- said Doctor's assistant.
He's a little busy …. with a little experiment in lobotomy on our dearest pantient. That lobotomy is to save Brian of course but also to gather knowledge on the human brain. - said the doctor.
Doctor flew handily across his office. His lovely assistant flew with him.
So what's the next grandest idea for the channel and our pantients?? Oh !! should we make a dissection episode?? - said the Doctor's assistant.
hmmm … and how on Earth would we do that?? - said Doctor
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Yeah you are right Doctor . This doesn't make sense how we would get Brian to join in the dissection idea for the episode in the first place?? - said Doctor's assistant
Hmm how about educating people on what's the absolute hard limit of how long people can live and maybe about that research scientist done to make your organs younger.- said The doctor .
Wait you have seen those things on the tik tok aren't you Doctor??-says doctor's assistant
Yes but for educational purposes and for the sake of human buddy channel.-said The doctor nervously
Well get our beloved patient here Doctor.- said Doctor's assistant
(Meanwhile in Brian's home)
Brian is filming himself eating a ton of ice cream for a Youtube .
MMmm such delicious ice cream … mmmm hazeltella , caramel , tiramisu ice creams - said stomach
Yeah stomach we got this !! We can beat the world's record for the fastest eaten ice cream!! - said brain.
uhh guys you should better slow down with all of that ice cream chow down. - said liver
Yeah liver is right brain !! Too much stuff is harmful and eating that fast?!? come on guys have some common sense- said heart
Nonesense heart want can go wrong ??- said brain
Yeah it's just the yummy yummy ice cream nom nom nom nom.- said stomach
seconds later Brain gets a brain freeze. A sudden sharp pain goes through him.
Ouch !! So cold!!- said brain
Brain !! - said heart
Told you.- says liver
Helllo organs! - says The Doctor
Heelllllo organs!! - says Doctor's assistant
Hey that's my line assistant- said Doctor slightly ticked off
Well now it's mine - says Doctor's assistant
What the heck there's…. - says the left lung
Two of them now?!? - said the right lung
Never mind that if there's two of them now. Doctor … erm doctor's assistant brain is experiencing sharp pain from eating ice cream. How is that possible?? - said heart
Hmmm well this is no cause for concern. The sharp pain only lasts a couple of seconds before disappearing. Being caused by blood vessels in the brain tightening quickly because of the sudden chill of eating ice cream way too fast. - said The Doctor
Oh !! The brain gets confused about where the pain comes from. It thinks the pain is in your forehead instead of your mouth. This mix-up is known as referred pain. Also this is fast change in blood vessel size and blood flow activates pain receptors connected to the trigemnial nerve , a major nerve that handles sensations in your face and head. - says the Doctor's assistant proudly.
aaahhh !! pain pain!! make it stop Doctor!! …. oh it stopped. - says brain
See ?? harmless- says The Doctor.
Brain you good now bow buddy??- says heart
Yeah I'm fine now heart . ekhem So what's up Doctor and ??-said brain
I'm doctor's assistant!! Nice to meet ya all organs.- said Doctor's assistant
Ok?? What's the deal here??-said brain
We need you guys and your human at our clinic asap.- said Doctor's assistant
(later at the clinic)
So what's this all about??- said Brian
Scientists are figuring out how to make the organs younger.-said The Doctor
WHAT!?HOW?!?- said every single organ
First of all there's epigenic retprogramming which is using using modified Yamanaka factors…-said The Doctor
Nani!?!? that means what in Japanease - left lung
…. Yamanaka does sound like Japanese isn't it?? - said The Doctor's assistant
coughs a yamanaka factor is a protein to reset chemical tags on genes without changing the underlying DNA and thus turning back cellular clock without erasing cell's core identity-said Doctor
So it's like deaging then?? - said heart
Uh well there is also tumor risk . Reprogramming the cells can make cells lose their specific job or trigger uncontrolled growth in tumors. - said right lung
So why did they mess with biology then??It's like trying to go against mother nature.- said liver
To further knowledge and make people live longer - said Doctor.
This is why we brought you there Brian to test the rejuvenation process . Stay still!!-said Doctor's assistant
AAAAAAAHHHH!!- says Brian