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Cupid woke up in her bedroom at Olympus. She felt a bit sick, like every day for the past month. She ran to the bathroom. She tried to open the door; it was locked. Cupid knocked, and Hedone answered, "What is it now, sis?" Cupid said she was feeling sick, and Hedone opened the door and let her into the bathroom. As soon as Cupid entered, she headed to the toilet, then threw up, oh gods, sis i never seen you throw up this hard since you found out about Oedipus she said ''come on, let's get you to bed'' hedone carried Cupid to her bed. She tucked her in, anything else different today hedone said. Cupid thought for a minute and then said that she hasn't gotten her period. Hedone's mouth dropped. " Cupid, she said, I think you might be pregnant
cupid just stared at her sister confused, what? she said no maybe i reached menopause early, hedone then puts her hand on hedones shoulder gods don't reach menopause said plus your like 22 hedone ran to the bathroom with Cupid holding her hand and got a pregnancy test and gave it to cupid, it would only take 5 minutes hedone said, ill wait outside, hedone left the bathroom on the outside she seemed calm but on the inside she was freaking out i mean my little sister pregnant? she thought, this would completely derail her life hedone paced from side to side before cupid exited the bathroom get our parents i have to tell them as well, hedone nodded and headed to their fathers chambers
later that way eros and psyche were sitting on cupids bed, what's wrong my little cherub eros said cupid sighed mom dad sis she said...im pregnant, the whole room went silent psyche and eros put their hands up to their mouths eros was the first to speak when did you find out he said cupid just said that she just took the test, psyche stood up, we have to tell the other gods she said eros then ran to tell his mother then she told Ares then he told hera then she told Zeus, by the end of the day all of the gods and even some minor gods knew eros's daughter had a bun in the oven, cupid later lied down on her bed when all the god's entered her room they were all congratulating her even hades was there guess they aloud him up for the day, hebe sat down by her bed, cupid my child she said when did you get pregnant and who's the father, the gods groaned, i bet its Zeus, hades said, they all stared at Zeus and for once he said that its not him
Cupid sighed; it was Dexter, she said. Dexter's the father. The whole pantheon was shocked dexter charming, Cupid's crush from high school and husband to Raven Queen, was the father of her child. " I was at a bar, she said, and Dexter was there for his bachelor's party. We both got drinks; we ended up getting drunk and started making out. I, uh, don't remember what happened next, but I woke up in bed with him. I have made a mistake. Eros hugged his daughter. It will be alright; we will be here. Cupid smiled. Can you please leave me alone to think? The gods leave the room. Cupid puts her hands on her stomach. I can't believe it- me, a mother? she said. I can't even get a date, let alone take care of a baby but i will manage