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“Oh, Wordgirl, when will you ever like me?” Tobey asked.
“Realistically, never,” responded Scoops.
“SILENCE, News Boy,” Tobey said.
“No, Tobey. Maybe you’re the one that needs to be quiet, because you always act like an idiot!” Scoops replied.
They kept arguing for hours. It seemed as though their quarrels would never end.
Oh, how things have changed.
After all these years of fighting, they’re currently both laying beside each other, Scoops gripping onto Tobey (out of habit, since he always sleeps with a stuffed animal). Their breaths sync up.
It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, dumbasses/jkjk