Work Text:
Hisoka: yo what is good my gang
Hisoka’s mom: holy crap be quiet
D1Crashout (make sure to read all of his lines in British accent): mate that’s literally your son
TheReasonWhy (she could sound like botw zelda): wtf
Gone: @GiggityGiggityGoo DAD WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME
Pikachu: Gon stop texting we’re literally in the middle of the road in New York City-
Gone: bro be quiet we’re gonna get copyrighted
Hisoka: SON how do you possibly do this you’re in York New City
Every Catherine: @TheReasonWhy UNCOVER YOUR MIRROR I WASNT DONE TALKING
Erlking Heathcliff: Catherine? Where are you? Come to my embrace!
Pikachu: @GiggityGiggityGoo please spend time with your son.
Gone: Yeah @GiggityGiggityGoo I miss you!
France: @GiggityGiggityGoo GING IM GAY LETS FRICK
GiggityGiggityGoo: YES PARISTON
Ego: holy moly can you guys be quiet???
Saturday: oh what’s up Anaxa 😁
Ego: hi Sunday!
Saturday: so does everyone still think you’re schizophrenic?
Ego: yeah 😔💔 but I’ll prove them wrong someday
Saturday: and you’ll also prove that Titans don’t exist even though people have seen them?
Ego: hell yeah bro you know me😎
Larper: boohoo my wife is dead
TheOriginal: Roland no I’m not😐
Pikachu: @GiggityGiggityGoo Why is it that you respond to having gay sex and not to your son?
D1Crashout: mate you sound exactly like one of my coworkers Faust and trust me that’s not a good thing
Faust: I know I wasn’t tagged in this, but shut up Heathcliff.
Gone: Ok this should probably end
Sunday’s Mom: I forgot I was tagged in this so Sunday you’re grounded idk