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1. Dazai had a sister and his parents were lower middle-class
2. When Dazai is at home he wears over-sized shirts, sweatpants, and arm warmers instead of his bandages
3. when he was 16 he adopted a fluffy black cat and named her Iqra
4. his parents are homophobic as fuck and him being like "i dont like men" is
just a habit that followed him into adulthood and in reality his androsexual
5.He starves himself for periods of time, and either kunikida notices after a while and takes him out for dinner to have his favourite meal, or ranpo notices and starts Force feeding dazai sweet foods like chocolate and crepes
6. althouch he's quite funny and charming on the outside, he feels empty and non-exist in the inside, he feels like he doesn't exist No-one knows whohe truly is.
7. Knows every curse word in like 24 languages
8. has insomia
9. Has really light freckles and no-one ever notices them
10. has a skin picking disorder and picks at his skin constantly
11. He is transmasc and androsexual
12. He wore platform boots as a kid
13. Whenever his mental health gets bad and someone points it out he practically goes non verbal
14. his parents forced him to play violin when he was really young
15. instead of saying "that made me cry" on a sad fic or video he says "thee has caused precipitation to form in thy eyes, my eyeballs are damp"
16. Throws up alot due to his strange relationship with food and shi
17. listens to SkyDxddy, Baby Bugs, Ayesha Erotica, Bailey Spinn, Cavetown, Melanie Martinez, ILLIT, Conan Gray, SOFIA ISELLA, Black Polish, Neoni, Jazmin Bean, we are the dirt, Sushi Soucy, 9Lana, Ado, TE/MO, John Michael Howell, and Lady Gaga (these are all amazing song artist! It you dont know them you should check them out)
18. was self-harm clean from age 16-19 but after 19 he only does it every couple months
19. Dazai actually can cook but he doesn't like to so he says he cant (he can cook very well tho)
20. his handwriting somehow looks neat and strangely cursive no matter what (even if he tries his best to make it bad)
21. his father once gripped their neck so tightly that the bruise it left never fully disappeared and now just remains as a constant reminder.
22. Took growth supplements from age 11 up until 16 just so he could look more like am adult
23. Dazai gets headaches if in the light for too long, Ranpo always drags him somewhere quiet and dark whenever Dazai shows ANY discomfort
24. dazai needs glasses but always refuses to wear them and says that he has contacts in(he doesn't)
25. When dazai struggles to care for himself, ranpos always on the case! whether its just ranpo brushing his hair for him or hugging him from behind and praising him while he brushes his teeth. it always makes dazai feel so loved n cared for ;3
26. Kunikida stopped hitting Dazai after learning he was a former member of the port mafia
27. dazai probaly had abusive parents bc he stated he was invited to join the sheep (the sheep are an organization specifically for kids who are orphans or have abusive households to find protection) AND he's supposedly NOT an orphan..
28. Got a shit load of piercings but lots of them closed up
29. listens to sad music so he doesn't mukbang the medicine cabinet on a random saturday night
30. Got groomed my a teacher when he was little (100% definitely not projecting once so ever)
31. Has the immune system of a sickly Victorian child
32. Was constantly hospitalized as a kid to the point where he can barely stand being in a hospital as an adult
33. *disclaimer this is apart of my au* His dad is in jail for manslaughter, r4pe, and child abuse because he killed his eldest (Her name is Kie) who was 16 and a month and a half after killed his wife who was 29 and 7 months pregnant (and dazai was 10 when this happened)
34. Mori and Dazai have a father son relationship that turns business like time to time
35. As a kid he once lost his retainer that was around $2500
36. He knows the basics of doctor skills Such as knowing how to tend for Simple wounds Mori taught him that
37. Is very well trained with most weapons
38. Has Pistanthrophobia (fear of trusting people due to past experiences with relationships gone bad), aphenphosmphobia (extreme dislike or fear of physical touch)
39. Has Alexithymia (The inability to express your feelings)
40. was given prozac, but he never actually takes it unless he means to attempt
41. when he was in the mafia, he genuinely didn't think what he did to akutagawa was wrong, but now he does, and he feels like shit about
42. Ranpo stopped Dazai from a Overdose attempt, and cuddled all night after with Ranpo holding me extremely tight