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[leo valdez created a new group chat. say hello to everyone!]
leo valdez
wassup bitches
percy jackson
uh wha-
hazel levesque
????? What’s happening
frank zhang
It’s a group chat, Hazel.
reyna ramírez-arellano
Why am I here…
annabeth chase
I’m wondering the same thing, Reyna 😂
leo valdez
it’s the, drumroll please
percy jackson
*drumroll*
leo valdez
thank u, my friend its the super awesome monster killerz! >:)
jason grace
This is gonna be a bad idea man
leo valdez
nahh i’ve got it under control 😼 NOW. everyone, pls introduce urselves i’ll go first. i’m the most awesomest, handsomest, prettiest, funniest person in existence, so ofc i would be named leo. he/they btw
percy jackson
uh im percy don’t we all have each other saved in our phones lol he/him
[leo valdez changed percy jackson’s name to “seaweed brain”]
seaweed brain
bruh
annabeth chase
Annabeth, she/her or she/they! Nice name, Seaweed Brain
[leo valdez changed annabeth chase’s name to “Wise girl”]
leo valdez
there. even?
seaweed brain
fuck off valdez these r mine and annabeth’s nicknames
hazel levesque
I’m still confused. Hazel and i guess she/her?
frank zhang
Frank. He/him. Do you want me to come over, Hazel? I can explain it to you better in real life.
hazel levesque
👍❤️
leo valdez
ok so js brag abt ur guys relationships while im over here STRANDED BY THE PERSON WHOSE ISLAND I WENT TO TWICE EVEN THO NO PERSON HAS EVER DONE THAT
…
kill me
jason grace
Hey Pipes r u here? Jasonnnnnnn Grace, the one and only blonde superman (he/him)
[leo valdez changed Jason Grace’s name to “old man sparky”]
piper mclean
i’m here piper, she/they :3
[leo valdez changed Piper Mclean’s name to “beauty queen”]
nico di angelo
wtf is happening i js got back from training and i saw my phone trying to commit by almost jumping off of the bench
wise girl
Be careful, Nico. One of the Hermes’ kids could swipe it if you aren’t careful
leo valdez
like they’ll mess with nico lmao he’d prob make them piss their pants XD
nico di angelo
why would i do that also can someone like, idk, get me out of here i never asked for this
[leo valdez changed nico di angelo’s name to “tiny grumpy italian”]
tiny grumpy italian
IM LITERALLY TALLER AND OLDER THAN YOU LEO WTF
old man sparky
🤣🤣
seaweed brain
taller by one inch last time we measured 🥹
tiny grumpy italian
OMGS SHUT THE FUCK UP JACKSON ILL KILL U
will solace
Let’s not do that, Sunshine And no shadow traveling to Percy to kill him either. Doctor’s orders 😌
leo valdez
aw! so cute! 🥹🥹
we must behave bc nico’s bf is here now also will, r u why he hasn’t killed me yet?
will solace
Prob lol
tiny grumpy italian
i’m gonna throw my phone into the ocean
seaweed brain
i can get that for u if u do
will solace
Neeks, throwing ur phone into the sea won’t fix anything
beauty queen
yeah we’ll js bully u irl XD
tiny grumpy italian
i’m leaving
[tiny grumpy italian left the conversation]
[leo valdez added tiny grumpy italian to the conversation]
leo valdez
nice try listen to ur bf
seaweed brain
this is entertaining 🤭
tiny grumpy italian
it’ll be entertaining when i shadow travel to u when u aren’t expecting and bring u back to tartarus and leave u there
will solace
No, Nico
tiny grumpy italian
i hate u
will solace
No, u love me 🥹❤️
tiny grumpy italian
stfu
leo valdez
stop making me feel single 💔
tiny grumpy italian
annabeth can u take admin away from leo he’s bullying me
wise girl
I don’t have admin
tiny grumpy italian
become a hacker or smth idk js get rid of him
seaweed brain
that’s not how hacking works lmaoo
[leo valdez changed their name to “super sized mcshizzle”]
old man sparky
Okay guys No fighting on my christian minecraft server
tiny grumpy italian
i’m not fighting im just telling everyone how wrong they are
will solace
Mhm. Sure
old man sparky
I told you this was a bad idea Leo 😂
super sized mcshizzle
it’s the same thing as irl
old man sparky
True
tiny grumpy italian
check ur floorboards tonight valdez
[tiny grumpy italian left the conversation] [super sized mcshizzle added tiny grumpy italian to the conversation]
tiny grumpy italian
STOPPPPPPPPPPP
wise girl
Leo, let Nico leave if he wants to leave 🙄 🤦♀️
super sized mcshizzle
but i’m having fun annie 🥹 he loves it here
tiny grumpy italian
i really don’t
will solace
I’ll handle this lol
——-sunshine boy to grumpy ball of darkness———
sunshine boy
Neeksssssssssss
grumpy ball of darkness
haha nice try
sunshine boy
Leo’s just joking around
grumpy ball of darkness
no
sunshine boy
Okay, no kisses then
grumpy ball of darkness
…
… unfair
——————-group chat———————
tiny grumpy italian
i’m here but i don’t wanna be here
super sized mcshizzle
awww u do love us 🥹🥹
seaweed brain
how did will convince u?? 😼
will solace
I just asked him to
[leo valdez changed will solace’s name to “sunny care bear”]
super sized mcshizzle
i’m having too much fun
reyna ramírez-arellano
I muted this chat by the way
old man sparky
It’s been like 13 mins??
reyna ramírez-arellano
Yes and about 248 missed messages
beauty queen
LOL sorry reyna XD