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Jane and John Doe looked around the banlands, their necks almost twisting together and tangling.
“ What are we doing out here again?”
Jane asked, turning her head to look at her counterpart. Hard to look at someone fused together with you any other way.
“ Checking on it. Making sure it didn’t somehow escape.”
John Doe answered plainly, to which Jane scoffed at.
“ It’s chained down to the floor, how could it POSSIBLY get out?”
Jane muttered as they started walking. It was awfully quiet since it had released the other Banland’s residents. They still were trying to catch them all. Damn that thing for making them work overtime.
Eventually, they stood at a makeshift church, that looked as though its crumpling was frozen in time. The two opened the door, and inside was a small prison cell. The walls were lined with scratches, back when they didn’t restrain it.
And in the middle, chained down to the ground, was 1x1x1x1.
Upon seeing the conjoined twins, it immediately started trying to thrash its scorpion tail in fury, which wasn’t going well since it was chained down as well as its arms and legs.
“ See? Like I said, it can’t get out.”
Jane said, sticking her tongue out at John who showed no reaction to the disrespect.
“ It was an order to check on it.”
John said, pulling out an admin panel and using it to generate a clipboard and pencil. He wrote something down as 1x1x1x1 glared at the two.
His hatred knew no bounds for these terrible admins. His tail lashed as much as it could with its restraints.
The twins walked out, letting 1x1x1x1 wallow again. His tail reaches out as best as it can, and lets a scratch out on the wall.
Another day in this hell.