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KIRUMI TOJO X TSUMUGI SHIROGANE
SETTING - V3
CHARACTERS - KIRUMI, TSUMUGI, V3 CAST
Kirumi uhh idk leaves with the others after that class trial 😳Tsumugi sighs in a very high pitched voice. “Kaede… Oh Kaede why her…. sniff sniff *shits herself*” kirumi gives a side eye to smoogy but sniffs the air and licks her lips… mmmm😳😳😍 dont tell master tsumugi that she lowk want that dookie 😍😍With a big fat shit (nekomaru) in her skirt, tsumugi goes over to Shuichi and starts crying about how she misses Kaede 🥺🥺🥺 Kirumi gets jealous… so that night kirumi actually plans to get rid of shucihi,.. she will drown him in his own toilet with kirumis poop in it. That plans does get executed… Kirumi follows Shuichi to his room. Shuichi was about to take a piss while scrolling through photos of naked Kokichi, but then Kirumi goes behind him and knocks him out, takes a big wet shit, and starts to drown Shuichi whike he wakes up WHILE his head is in the toilet and he starts to drown. Kirumi laughs in his face and he gasps for air but js ends up inhaling her diarrhea 🤮🤮 oh my god poor shuichi
“This is what happens when you touch my tsumugiiki…….. so dont try me, I will do anything for my master 😍” With one last breath (not really), Shuichi gives her the middle finger then passes away with his face in a toilet. Kirumi runs away, leaving no trace of her being there. Timeskip a few hours later, Kokichi hasn’t seen Shuichi in a while, so he grabs a bag of weed and goes to his dorm! Buttttt when he goes to the bathroom because he wasn’t in the main room he finds Shuichi DEAD! Oh how the tables have turned. oh my god kokichi starts crying because his boyfriend just died and is so sad.he picks up his body and sees his face covered with shit. Kokichi feels like he needs revenge🤬 so he picks up some poo with his finger and tastes it.
“Kirumi…. I will kill that little bitch 🤬🤬” kokichi makes his way to kirumis dorm. When he opens the dorm because Kirumi was so dumb to keep it unlocked, he finds Kirumi and Tsumugi ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 on the floor!!!!!!! “OH MY GOD YURIGEM!” Kokichi cries and runs away. Atleast he didn’t find hetslop. Kirumi and smoogy didnt even notice him cus hes so short and they js continue. Tsumugi doesn't even know of Kirumi's scary action, so blissfully unaware 🥰 the next morning when they all meet up in the dining hall, kokichi is not to be found. Its not rlly like anyone cares cus hes annoying and no one likes him, but kirumi is curious if he knows abt shuichi 😢 Kokichi suddenly appears looking like he cried niagra falls. “Guys. Shuichi is dead. Someone drowned him in SHIT.” Everyone gasps and runs to Shuichi’s room. Oh my god they find shuichi dead on the floor with dried shit on his face and up his nostrils. Kokichi points to the body and exlaims
“IT WAS KIRUMI!! WAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR SO MEANNNNN!” kokichi sobs and stomps his feet like a toddler. Everyone turns their heads to kirumi and kirumi tries acting cool…
“No, I was with tsumugi all night! She can prove it! I have video recording of what we did!” Tsumugi giggles and pulls up the video. My oh my it was graphic. Kaito passes out, Ryoma goes to play tennis with his balls, Maki also passes out, Miu starts foaming at the mouth, and everyone investigates. Kokichi side eyes Kirumi and goes to see what Ryoma is doing 👀👀 eventually its time for the class trial, and kokichi keeps accusing kirumi.
“I cant belive I would call you my mom! Then you kill my boyfriend?! I'll never forgive you! You're the worst of the worst! His blow jobs were the best!” Kokichi yells across the room… Kirumi pulls out the “NO THATS WRONG!” And starts to point out random contradictions in history statement, and now everyone is against Kokichi and someone throws pie at him. Poor kokichi my favorite 😢😢😢 anyways its like the middle of the class trial and everytime kokichi even opens his mouth everyone boos him and throws tomatoes at him 😢 #kokichilivesmatter kirumi made the whole class think kokichi is the murder 😍 she is so #manipulater 😂 oh my poop thats until tsumugi speaks up..
“WAIT RIGHT THERE! I have an announcement!” Tsumugi takes off her wig, glasses and clothes to reveal SHE IS ACTUALLY SHUICHI🥶
“I was only disguised as tsumugi this whole time… the one you actually killed, kirumi, was the real tsumugi!” shuichi excalains 😍 Everyone was stunned into silence, then the uproar broke out. Kirumi started to scream. “HOW DID WE SCISSOR IF U DONT HAVE A COOCHIE?!!!!!!!” Gonta starts to ovulate, and then everyone starts to collectively vote Kirumi insert Strand of Agony and then Kokichi and Shuichi start to crack. Guys thats when Coco read books, shiloh and bros, nagito, teruteru, gonta, Yuri, nasptsuki, triple t, superman, Freddy fazbear, coryxkenshin, miu, byakuya twogami, seungri, bts members, jungkook, bbno$, donald Trump, kokichi, puttana, isabelle bore heel, the owner of stanley, ASH liquor (ghost) namgyu, gihun, suho, baku, seongje, Arizona iced tea, benjixscarlet, animal hospital song,NANA, madoka magical hood, snoop dog, mondo owada, a pack of cigarettes, Eiji, shorter, yut lung, max lobo, shunichi Ibe, Jessica Randy, Hinata Shoyo, Kageyama, Tsukishima, yamaguchi, Yachi, Daichi, suga, Asahina, Kuroba Yuni, Kimichika Haijima, Abigail, barbie, mrs. Rachel, nendo from Saiki, Jude Bellingham, Mike Tyson, LeBron James, Ronaldo, Young sheldon, gorge cooper, your great grandma, and ash trevino all reveal the masterminds identity! The true mastermind all this time was…
GONTA GOKUHARA!
everyone executes Gonta then they all run away to Hopes Peak’s sauna and recreate Mondo x Kiyotaka sauna scene #ishimondo if Makoto stayed longer!
THE END