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Gambler was playing online gambling and he just hit the jackpot, he was happy and screaming
“YESS!! PALDO!! JACKPOT”
While he was happy about it, batboy appeared in his door
“Hey ako si batboyity”
“Alam ko Ang lahat”
“May tanong ako” gambler replied.
“Alam ko Ang ibabul things”
“Weh pake ko” gambler said to batboy
“Gagawin ko Ang lahat”
“Okay, kainin mo Ang aking pwet-Ano Ang kapital of France?” Gambler asked batboy
“Oui oui oui yun ay Paris”
“Okay, what does the fox say?” Gambler asked again.
“Kring ding ding kring ding ding ding, Mali pala yun sorry”
“Ikaw ba mag isa? Wala na ba sila?”
“Isa dalawa tatlo Nasaan na silang lahat??”
“Hey ako si batboyity”
“Alam ko Ang lahat”
“Okay what the fuck” gambler freaked out.
“Alam ko Ang ibabul things”
“Gagawin ko Ang lahat”
“Bakit Ang Sara ng pinto”
“Aba Malay ko Baka nilock mo YAN”
SHUT THE FUCK UP-
Gambler was traumatized for life , whenever he went to sleep