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My relationship with Yugamu so far has been... surprisingly stable.
It's not without it's problems, and I've been scared to death by him more than once, but overall I'm quite happy with him. I never really expected to end up with someone like him, but I'm happy that I did.
I really do love him, well... except for one thing.
One issue, one habit he has that I just... I don't know if I'll ever be able to accept.
I've tried, but it's difficult... It's made me reconsider being his boyfriend...
And that issue is...
"Wassup man? How's it hangin'?"
Yugamu keeps randomly talking like a dudebro for some reason.
"Yugamu... Can you not talk like that please?" I said, trying to not sound as frustrated as I really was.
"Aww what's wrong bro? You not rockin wit' me?"
"It just isn't you, can you please stop?"
"Can't stop won't stop! I mean literally tho, this shit is like fuckin' genetic man."
"What do you mean?"
"Damn dude i never told you!? That's fucked up, sorry about that brah."
"Uh it's fine, but yeah what are you talking about?"
"Oh right, so like my pops gave me all these surgeries or whatever right? Well one of em' was to sneak up on some fuckin' jock bros and waste one of the frat guys for a job. I hadta talk like em and look like em so my dad did some shit to make that happen, but the shit went wack and now i talk like a bro for no fuckin' rhyme or reason."
It was a frankly stupid story, but if that was the case then... I felt bad for judging him.
"I'm sorry Yugamu... I didn't know."
"It's chill, anyways yeah the job was gay as fuck man, i didn't click with any of those dweebs."
Hearing Yugamu use the word "gay" to insult anything made me laugh, he also started smirking a bit when he realized what he just said.
"But yeah i'm just gonna talk like this somedays bro, it's like completely and totally out of my control man."
"Well I guess it's fine..." actually no, i can do better. "Yeah it's chill bro, don't worry."
Yugamu smiled again, and i leaned forward to give him a small kiss. When he pulled away he had a wide grin stuck on his face.
"Damn... Can't believe my own best bro's gay, that's crazy bro."
"Yeah I'm pretty extreme bro, get on my level." I said, trying my best to mimic his "bro" cadence.
He laughed again, and I couldn't resist giving him another kiss, and then another, and another, and another, and another, and-