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(wind and random overlapping music playing while kyles thinking, stops when jesse approaches, gets louder the longer Kyles thoughts go on.)
Kyle: (mumbling) Hah... Stupid... This is all so stupid... What are they expecting outta me? Why'd I have to forget my bag now out of all days? Hngh... (huffing)
Jesse: "Hey, ma'am?"
Jesse: (stepping closer) "Gal with the brown and red hair."
Kyle: "What do you want?"
Jesse: (clearing throat) "Didn't expect that look now, sorry."
Kyle: "So what? You expect me to look like one of those basic bitches out there with nothing to their soul?"
Jesse: "No! Not at all! I just... Uh... I didn't expect such a mean glare. I'm sorry!"
Kyle: (letting out an irritated huff)
Jesse: "...I was just wondering if you needed any help."
Kyle: "What does it matter to you? I have a price, you know."
Jesse: "Huh?"
Kyle: "Whatever. Get lost."
Jesse: "It's unsafe around here. I haven't seen you here before... So, I just wanna make sure a gal's safe going back to her place."
Jesse: "I can fight off people pretty well."
Kyle: (thinking) Is this guy really being genuine? What if he's lying? Men are always the type to lie. Hah. I'm gonna throw up.
Kyle: "...I don't have my bag on me. I know where I live and the safest route. I'll.. I'll be ok."
Jesse: "Are you sure?"
(Silence)
Kyle: "No."
Jesse: "I see. Can I walk you home?"
Kyle: "Yeah."
Kyle: (thinking) If I get assualted, whatever.
(Quiet steps)
Jesse: "What's your name?"
Kyle: "Kyle."
Jesse: "Ah! Have I've been calling you by the wrong terms?!"
Kyle: "Yeah."
Jesse: "Gah! I'm so sorry!"
Kyle: "...It's fine, really...? I don't really care."
Jesse: "I've sworn to never disrespect anyone! I am so, so sorry!"
Kyle: "You're real weird. I don't understand."
Jesse: "Eh?"
Kyle: "Are you, like, not planning to pull me aside and fuck me?"
Jesse: "Huh?! Absolutely not! I don't have a bone in my body for that sort of thing!"
Kyle: "You're all... Big and strong though."
Jesse: "I have brains *and* brawn. Be nice."
(Silence)
Jesse: "Wh-"
Kyle: "You have a hypnosis microphone, right?"
Jesse: "Ah... Yeah. Just incase of anything."
Kyle: "Hm."
Jesse: "Huh? Why'd you stop?"
Kyle: "Use it on me."
Jesse: "What?! Why?!"
Kyle: "I just need to see something."
Kyle: "Don't worry. I got a mic too. I'm capable."
Jesse: "...If you say so."
(insert lyrics ab protecting the city they live in and how his morals should be law)
Jesse: "Hah... You barely flinched...?"
Kyle: "That was good. What are the usual reactions?"
Jesse: "People fall to their knees before I'm even done."
Kyle: "You look awfully tired though. Have you been using as much power as you can against simple opponents?"
Jesse: "...Maybe."
Kyle: "That's an issue. You'll need to un-learn that."
Jesse: "Ok...?"
Kyle: "Did you need as example?"
Jesse: "I wouldn't mind."
(insert lyrics on how kyle should be praised for his skill, that so little can make someone fall)
Kyle: "Hm. You got up much faster than I thought."
Jesse: "It really feels like you're some sort of scientist examining me."
Kyle: "Ah. Sorry about that. I'm just seeing if you'd be any good.
Kyle: "You have a kind heart. That's what I'm looking for."
Jesse: "Any good for what?"
Kyle: "I have to form a group before any sort of division battles occur. Would you like to join me?"
Jesse: "Gah! That's so sudden?!"
Kyle: "You asked."
Jesse: "I did..."
Jesse: "...Yeah, I wouldn't mind."
Jesse: "You're not just gonna use me as some meat shield for when you get strong attacks, right?!"
Kyle: "I can handle myself well!"
Jesse: "Hey. First smile on our time together!"
Kyle: "Oh, that's so corny. (giggling) Don't be so cringe while we're walking!"
Jesse: "Don't just leave me behind! Why are you so quick? You're so short!"
Kyle: "I've got places to be. Come on!"