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“Where is he?” Did he take the day off, or did he go to class” Roadie stood in the middle of the road, he just weird he usually took this path to ovoid paparazzi people in general, but he’s found a likeness not his so-called enemy Wile. E. Coyote. Making his way to Wile’s house? Lab? He doesn’t know, it wares Wile usually builds all his contraptions in here, but he also sleeps here on occasion. Roadie goes to knock on the door but finds it cracked open, that and the muffled talking inside he took it as an invitation to go in, walking in he finds Wile hunched over a computer clearly focused, as well a bunny leaning closely by him vary nerves.
“Can you fix it please tell me you can fix it”
“Buggs…please be quite for a moment”
“Ok ok” the Bunny or Bugs takes a step back from Wile and locks eyes with Roadie, “umm, what’s up doc?”
“Who are you” Roadie ask in a defensively, something about the closeness of the two angered him.
“I can ask you the same question”
“Wait what are you doing here” Wile looked up to see Roadie
“I haven’t seen you yet”
“I’m busy, I’ll catch up with you tomorrow”
“What are you busy with, who is this”
“I’m Bugs Bunny, and my bear friend is helping me out with a little problem” Bugs leaning over and put his arm around Wile
“If it’s a little problem, why can’t you handle it” Roadie made his way to Wile’s side moving Bugs arm and placing his own protectively over Wile
“Because Wile can do it better, who are you anyways”
“I’m Roadie and usually me and Wile spend this time together”
“Oooh with what”
“With nothing, he just runs here, even though its privet property”
“Hay the school gave me permission to run here”
“At the coast of my expense”
“What do you mean” Bugs interrupted
“I’m not allowed to work while his running”
“Not like it stops you”
Wile glared at Roadie “I been meaning to talk to the super attendant about it, but she hasn’t responded to my emails”
“Well, she be at DR. Lorre event next week, you did get an invitation right”
“I haven’t checked my mail yet”
“If not you’re free to go as my plus one”
“he’s invited he doesn’t need you to take him”
“Oh, I’m sure, will I be seeing you there
“Maybe, maybe not”
“Well, I hope to see you, a lot of people are interested in upcoming engineers like Wile”
“I’ll see you there”
“can’t wait”
“Wait what just happed” Wile turned around to look at the two
“I’m sure Daffy would love to come might make the evening more fun that way, speaking of how’s the computer”
“I’m finished, good as new what were you talking about”
“OH, THANK YOU” Bugs gave a kiss on Wile cheek “CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU TWO AT THE EVENT BYE” and just like that he was gone, opened a hole and dropped in
“What the hell, why would he kiss you like that”
“Oh, he means no harm, what a minute who said I was taking you”
“Well, you are now”
“Wha- no what made you think you could invite yourself”
“Well, you shouldn’t go alone to events like these, plus I got to give my opposing argument the super attendant when you talk to him”
“I, no, AGUH FINE you can go, but what was that”
“What was what”
“How you were to Bugs”
“I didn’t like how he was all over you”
“All over me? He’s just a friend barley that”
“Does he know that”
“Wow what are you my boyfriend, and he did not mean it like that”
“Well with that attitude I’m not”
“Well, we couldn’t be anyways”
“And why not”
“Because I’m trying to get rid of you! That the whole reason why we been fighting all year”
“Well, what if I liked the fighting!”
“What is there to like”
“You make my run interesting I like seeing your inventions! I like seeing you”
“So, if I stop making them, you’ll leave”
“Nope and you’re not really going to stop making traps for me are you”
“…no, I like making them too much”
“And do you like to see me”
“Of course, I do I wouldn’t rush to make them if I didn’t”
“Then why can’t we date”
“Because… um… I don’t know” the two sat in silence for a moment
“Sooo, what color is your suite going to be”
“…red”