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“Thats all you should know about drinking my friend!” Facty said finishing off their facts about alcohol rubbing their glass friend on the shoulder
“that’s nice Facty,but aren’t you going to get anything? We’re at a club and all you’ve had is water.” Bulb said putting his hand on their waist unconsciously and taking a sip of his beer
Facty put their finger to their mouth and thought “fuck Naw I’m driving these bitches home I CANNOT drink” but what came out of their mouth was pretty different
“nope! I’m driving and I don’t want to drink while driving!” They said and started to talk about how drinking while driving is dangerous and if you do it you can die and blah blah blah…
lightbulb put his hand lower but got cut off by a-
“HOLY SHIT STRIPPERS!!” A scream came from a random person making bulb and facty jump
bulb tightened his grip on facty making them yelp “FUCK,DUDE MY ASS!!”
facty covered their mouth with their hands in shock staring at bulb who stared at them in pure shock loosening his grip
”Oh my fact.”facty said putting their hands down
Bulb put his hand back on their shoulder “let’s move on from that.. so I heard martian got in a fight with a stripper an hour ago and pulled of the strippers wig!” Light bulb said chuckling
facty giggled putting their right hand on bulbs shoulder
“well back to that drinking question.. maybe I could have one glass…” facty said using their finger to trace circles on bulbs shoulder slowly
Bulb stuttered from the sudden action and replied
”w-well i can- can- buy you It-it” he said try to act cool but completely failing
facty chuckled at him stutter “that’d be nice~” they said in a flirtatious tone resting their eyes they didn’t even know they were doing
bulb turned red and started shakin “what-what would you li-like?” He said putting his hand onto their waist
“Hmmm… you can pick for me bulby~” they said putting their head on his shoulder
A waiter came over “anything for you sirma’am?”
”uh-uhm they’ll have a beer..” bulb said
“good choice!” The waiter walked away to get their beer
”good choice bulb~” they chuckled rubbing his shoulder fuck they DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING
bulb shuddered screaming in his head multiple times “DONT GET A BONER DONT GET A BONER DONT.GET.A.BONER.”
His thought was cut off from a “you ok bulb?” Facty said
“yeah…” he said moving his hand a bit
”I’ve got your beer m’theydy” a voice said followed with clinking of glass
facty looks down to see a Can of beer placed on the table
when they looked to the side the waiter was gone
facty took the beer and opened it and started fucking chugging like it was water and they were dying
“Afghhhh…” facty forgot how bad they took alcohol,the effect started immediately.
they set their head on bulbs shoulder “aughhhh…..”
they looked up at bulb “your looking nice todayyy…” they flirted drunkly
”t-thanks…” lightbulb said taking a big sip of his beer finishing it off
that was a mistake because he started feeling..idk drunk???
He starts rambling about random things
“mhm….” Suddenly facty puts their hand up his shirt and starts rubbing his chest cutting off bulb
theres an awkward silence before bulb speaks up and says
“I think I’m in love with you.”
facty stops for a second before giving and drunken smile
”I love you too bulb~” facty said putting their hand on his cheek
bulb gulps before asking “do you want to uh-uhm- kiss?” He squeezes his eyes
“of course~” they said putting their face closer to his face
bulb put one hand on their hand and one hand on their waist
facty put one hand on his arm and on hand on his shoulder leaning in
as their lips touched facty felt bulbs tounge enter their mouth making a sound of joy
”GUYS I JUST FOUGHT ANOTHER STRIPPER WE NEED TO LEAVE” the voice of Martian boomed through the room
”oh sorry didn’t know you guys were gay I’ll be in the car.” She said leaving
bulb and facty looked at eachother in horror