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Froggydude was inside his house when all of a sudden he head a knock, he looked out of his window and it was grox.
Froggy slammed the door ,even though it was already closed, in his face.
G- “frogggyy cmon just open up you have taxes due rember?”
F- “well i dont have any money”
G- “I’m expecting it soon”
Froggy tried slamming the door on him but it got stuck and when he look down grox had jammed his foot in it so I couldn’t close it.
G- “ouch”
F - “why do you do this to me.”
G - “well partly boredom but also it’s amusing seeing you so pissed off”
F - “HMMPH!!”
G - “haha..”
F - “ JUST LET ME GO OUTTT!!”
G - “ok ,ok whatever”
F - “thanks..”
G - “oh why thank you to for appreciating me”
F- “shut up.”
When grox eventually left froggy went out hunting for food, although froggy respected the villagers he still needed to satisfy his hunger.
He broke into someone’s house and stealthily brought the body back to his home to feast upon,
Froggy looked at the corpse in delight and began eating the meat , he loved it, especially the blood, that was his favourite part of his meals.
After he finished up he was still craving something but decided he’d have to just have that for now and licked the remaining blood around his lips.
At night froggy put the body into the bin that had belonged to his victim so his didn’t stink of rotting flesh, even though he liked it he’d still rather other not smell it.
Froggy went to sleep for the night easily Wich is quite weird for him because he usually finds it hard to get to sleep but oh well.
Although, during the night he did move about a lot and wake up a few times.
The next morning grox repeated his schedule of requesting taxes but froggy was still so tired somehow that he fell forward, but luckily grox caught him.
When he fell, froggy laid his eyes upon groxs and only now had realised how beautiful they were.
G- “froggy! Are you ok??”
F- “you have.. pretty.. eyes…”
Froggy whispered it to himself even though he partly wanted grox to hear.
G- “whatcha say ”
F- “uhhhh nevermind”
Froggy stood it from grox arms and dusted himself off.
F- “im ok im just really tired … and hungry”
Although he said the hungry part noticeably quieter.
G- “I have some food inside I can go grab you some if you want and after that you should get some more rest”
F- “i did have a lot of rest so I don’t understand and also thats not what I mean by hunger…”
G- “oh well that’s strange, but what do you mean then?”
F- “I’ll sort it myself it don’t matter… why am I even talking to you anyway?? GO AWAYYY!!”
G- “you’re the boss… well I am but whatever”
Grox shrugged and walked off.
F- “finally..”
Froggy shut the door and lay down on his bed with his arms and legs spread out.
F- “what am I gonna do”
“I can’t keep living off villager meat”
“I could try lamb or cow but I know it still wouldn’t fill me”
“I’ll just try hunting animals for now but maybe tomorrow because I have no strength to day anything at the minute”
“…”
“Whats wrong with me”
Froggy started at the ceiling.
He just stared for a while till a few minutes later he fell asleep.
After sleeping for god knows how long he heard knocking at his door ,he suspected it was grox.
F- “come in..!”
He shouts but still muffled ,with his face straight down on the blanket, but still loud enough to hear from outside.
Froggy didn’t even know wether he could come in because he didn’t know wether he locked his door but he heard him come in so apparently it wasn’t.
G- “froggy? Are you ok??? You’ve been asleep.. i think.. for almost 3 days straight”
F- “ughhh your the last thing I wanna see what do you care”
G- “well i uhh i care about all my people”
F- “oh really? Ive seen you kill a villager because he hadn’t paid you one emerald of debt in 5 days yeah thats a long time ish but for one emerald, plus i haven’t even gave you taxes for 5 days or more and you haven’t done anything to me I’d say that favouritism idk why though we hate eachother”
G- “ok first of all I do not kill anyone.. at least i don’t directly kill them and I don’t have favourites i just uh well uh your a good peasant”
F- “RIGHT DONT CALL ME A PEASANT IN MY OWN HOUSE”
G- “ ok sorry, sorry, but anyway as I was saying you’re NOT my favourite, is that clear?”
F- “oh yeah totally clear”
Froggy had lifted his head up slightly to speak and planted it straight back on to the bed after finishing talking.
G- “well can I stay here then just to supervise you”
F- “the fuck do you mean supervise? Why are you using fancy English now and no LEAVE NOWWW”
G- “no”
F- “YES”
G- “you clearly don’t have enough energy to do anything about it”
Froggy mumbled something to him self then reluctantly agreed evenqaa though he wasn’t very happy about it.
G- “froggy you know you need something stop being so sad about everything though”
F- “IM NOT BEING SAD ABOUT EVERYTHING SHUT UP AND I DONT NEED YOUR HELP”
G- “yes you do ,so do you know what you need?”
F- “yes..”
G- “and Whats that?”
F- “im not telling you”
G- “froggy just tell me now.”
Froggy shook his head.
G- “FROGGY ANSWER ME”
F- “I NEED MEAT, I NEED HUMAN MEAT IVE TRIED OTHER FOODS BUT I STILL CRAVE IT AND CANT PROPERLY EVEN FUNCTION WITHOUT IT. HAPPY NOW?”
Grox made a sort of disgusted and confused face then shrugged and his face went back to his normal face.
G- “well actually yes I am happy now i uh.. dont know what to like do though.. can you eat animal meat..?”
F- “your not disgusted with me?””
G- “I mean im partly concerned but no im not but anyway can you eat animal meat or not?”
F- “idk your running low on cattle at the minute I ate the last sheep yesteray ”
G- “ok that explains the rapid decrease in animals and villagers”
F- “yeah uh IM NOT SORRY I WAS HUNGRY”
G- “ok”
They heard a knock at the door and grox went to answer it but there was no one there or atleast he thought to.
G- “hel-“
“Uhh froggy theres no one here”
B- “no grox im down here!!”
Grox looked down and seen baby villager.
G- “oh! Uh hey baby villager i dont think you can come in at the minute froggys not very well”
F- “ huh?? Baby villagers there? Nooo let him in!!”
G- “ok fine whatever come in then”
They walked back to froggys room.
F- “hey baby villager..”
B- “hiii froggyyy!!”
Froggy smiled softly, it was the first time grox ever actually seen him smile, he totally wasnt slightly jealous or anything.
G- “I see you’ve got a soft spot for him”
F- “well yeah Hes like my child grox!”
G- “ok ok I get it calm down”
B- “grox will daddy be ok??”
F- “baby villager I told you not to call me that just call me dad haha..”
Froggy strength had seriously depleted that it was hard for him to talk and at this point just took any help that was offered.
*Grox in his head*
‘Yeah I should be the one calling him daddy heh…’
G- “baby villager, hes not doing well at this moment but he should be better soon and I think it’s best you just leave for now”
B- “ok grox!”
Baby villager hugged froggy before leaving and closing the door behind him.
F- “I love that kid”
G- “yeah um i guess Hes nice or whatever”
“So.. do you want me to try find some meat for you”
F- “why are you even doing all this for me”
G- “uhh well like I said before, your a good peasa- I mean subject”
F- “ok that better still dont get why you litterally hated me not to long ago”
G- “hate… is a strong word i think your the one who hated me”
F- “so you like me?”
G- “uh Nuh uh i dont like you I just want my subjects to be ok!”
F- “whatever “
G- “right you stay there I’ll try get you some food”
F- “oh ok thanks”
G- “your welcome!”
Grox shouted to froggy even though he was already out the door.
F- “I don’t know why he treats me so much differently to others like it’s not like I like him or he likes me.. I think so i don’t get it.. mabye he just wants to be a good leader even if he isn’t most of the time”
“Well I know he definitely dosnt like me for sure probably… actually I don’t even know anymore i litterally feel like shit so why am I contemplating if my enemy/leader likes me, i mean theres a difference between respect and like, i respect grox but I don’t like him but I’m not sure if he thinks of as something more like a friend or something, if I had the strength i would’ve already thrown him out my house but I can’t do that at the minute so I just have to accept it”
Grox was in a plains biome already like 200 blocks from his civilisation somehow, the only one who would probably leave without him there was froggy but he was sorted so it was fine.
G- “I mean yeah I lied when he asked if I liked him but I know he doesn’t like me back, if he had the chance he would’ve attacked me probably or something, i wanna care for him, I know he doesn’t want be to but right now he kind’ve has no choice and im gonna take this opportunity to try get closer to him and maybe he’ll-
Wait!! There! A sheep I gotta go get it I think I have a leash somewhere… oh here lemme get it”
Sheep- “bahhh”
G- “baaahh”
Grox got the leash on the sheep after attempting to talk to it ,not knowing wether he failed to or successfully did communicate but it got in the leash so maybe, too bad it’s gonna get devoured.
G- “i wanna spend more time with him than just a few days though..”
Sheep- “baaaahh”
G- “omg your right thats the best idea I’ll hide you somewhere for a bit and tell him I couldn’t find anything”
Grox met his Guards at the entrance when he got back.
G- “i need you to take this sheep to my cattle pens”
Guard guy 1- “ok we’re on it lord “
Guard guy 2- “yep”
They hurried off with the sheep to grox’s house.
Grox went back to froggys house.
G- “froggy im really sorry I couldn’t find anything”
F- “YOU WERE OVER 200 BLOCKS OUT HOW DID YOU NOT FIND ANYTHING”
G- “YOU CAN NEVER FIND ANY MOBS WHEN YOU NEED THEM STUPID”
Froggy groaned and whined to himself about grox being incompetent or something like that.
Grox patted his head and froggy smiled for about only 3 seconds till he realised grox was watching.
G- “I saw that”
Grox had a smug expression Wich annoyed froggy.
F- “SAW WHAT?”
G- “you smiling”
F- “ I did not smile at all”
G- “keep telling yourself that”
Grox sat down beside froggy who was laying down then grox also lay down and looked at him.
F- “what”
G- “nothing”
Grox took of his blazer.
Froggy grabbed his arm and bit it.
G- “HEY!”
F- “what”
G- “you bit me”
F- “ok and”
G- “it hurt (…and kinda felt good… but thats not the point! (Btw stuff in brackets is either quiet , in this case it’s quiet, or in person Whos speaking’s head unless it’s a bracket inside a bracket like this Wich is just explaining something))”
F- “ I DONT CARE IM HUNGRY I COULDVE ATE YOU BY NOW IF I WANTED TO YOU KNOW”
G- “ but you wouldnt”
F- “thats not true!”
G- “yes it is “
F- “well maybe it is but only because I need you for food”
Froggys grip on groxs are loosened slightly.
G- “yeah totally”
F- (stop teasing meee i dont like you at all!!… even if he still has pretty eyes.. and a good figure and also nice hair and kind’ve a cool personality.. BUT NON OF THAT MEANS I LIKE HIM)
G- “Watcha thinking about?”
F- “n-nothing!”
G- “hmm.. is it me?”
F- “NO WHY WOULD I BE THINKING ABOUT YOU”
G- “why’d you get so defensive if it’s not true then”
F- “because you’re accusing me of something that totally didn’t happen!!”
G- “yeah totally”
Froggy bit harder on grox then let go and bit somewhere else.
G- “ouch.”
Grox wasnt expressing it much but he seriously overwhelmed with joy from being with froggy even if froggy was a little less thrilled.
Grox placed his hand on froggys head again patting his head and froggy looked up and his bite loosened a lot and his gaze got a lot softer so he ended up leaning into it and then eventually falling asleep next to grox.