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Two is in their room, crying over gaty YET AGAIN!!!!!!!! Amazing isn’t it?? Yeah I know Theyre a fucking pussy. Until four breaks into their room somehow.
“Okay listen up here you FUCKING WHORE. If you wanna get gaty back you have to listen to this song by lemon demon. It’s called smell like a cookie all day okay????? Then you will become happy again!!! YOU FUCKING BITCH.” Four yelled. They then threw their phone at twos head and then left. Two just sat there for a couple of seconds before picking up the phone that had just hit them.
They pressed play and then heard some lullaby tune. They almost turned the song off until they heard the magic words. “The key to happiness is merely only this, put a drop of vanilla behind each ear and you’ll smell like a cookie all day!! Yes you’ll smell like a cookie all day.”
They couldn’t believe it. It felt like they just found treasure! They went downstairs for the first time in months, hearing a lot of contestants gasping at the sight of them out of the room after so long on the way. They then entered the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of vanilla extract.
Since they didn’t have ears they just put the vanilla extract at the sides of their face. When they smelled the vanilla extract they felt as if all their worries were fucking stupid and an absolute nothing burger and how happiness is the way to go.
They ran out the kitchen with the vanilla extract still in hand screaming the lyrics. Four knew this would happen so they made every contestant leave the building so they didn’t kill themselves due to their ugly ass singing. They ran to their room and then spawned in a gallon of gasoline and poured it all over the place.
Two then lit a matchstick and threw it into their room. They peacefully watched everything in that room burn to ashes. They ended up getting tired and fell asleep in the warm ashes of what used to be their room.
When they woke up they walked downstairs to every contestant trying to make themselves happy again after watching that fire from outside. The contestants way of doing this was listening to smell like a cookie all day.
Someone who was unaware that two got up saw two and immediately assumed that they were forced out of their room.” Hey two! You should listen to this AMAZING song by this guy named lemon demon!!! It’s called smell like a cookie all day and I think it will cure your depression!!” Tree said (he would not fucking say that). Two laughed at trees words and then said “Are you kidding?? I LOVE this song!!”
Two starts SCREAMING the lyrics. Nobody can hear them though because everyone’s phones are too loud. Suddenly two starts running up the stairs all the way to the roof. Somebody who wasnt listening to the song follows them up. “TWO!! Why are you up here!! Are you trying to kill yourself?” Golfball said (she would probably say that).
Two turns their head slowly revealing a horrifying face. Golfball almost screamed seeing their face. They were smiling like that one jonkler image. “No, I’m not. I’m listening to smell like a cookie all day!! Can’t you see?” Two whispered.
The next second they were screaming the lyrics to smell like a cookie all day while also dancing. They got closer and closer to the edge until there was no more area to walk on. Golfball tried saving two but all she saw when she got to the other side was two landing on the grass and their insides spilling out like a plate when you break it. (I couldnt think of anything else okay????)
There was blood quickly spreading all around the floor. People could barely recognize their mangled body. There was peices of their skin found months after it happened. There was blood on the side of the hotel. You could see their organs. All you could smell was blood and the faint scent of cookies.
Right before they died gaty had been sent back right in the spot two had landed. Her spikes acted as spears shooting through their body. There was chunks of their flesh found on her spikes when they were separated. One of her spikes went through their heart.
Because two landed on her she also ended up dying, but since she was an object she could be recovered. While gaty could be recovered, two couldn’t. There was a funeral set for them the next month.
Two weeks before the funeral gaty explained how the song basically took over your mind when you tried what it said. When you tried it the scent would find it way over your mind and make you do all sorts of crazy shit.
She knew this because it happened to one of her friends that didn’t make it onto the show, crayon (ACTUAL RECOMMENDED CHARACTER BTW AND NOT AN OC OKAY???). It took over her mind slowly since she was already happy. The vanilla gave her scars she could never get rid of, those scars were made from her infected minds actions.
The vanilla made her torture her friends, it made her bully people into suicide. At some point it made her commit, and now it made two of her friends commit.
Every contestant who had listened to song and actually tried it was instantly put into the hospital. Some of them couldn’t be saved since the vanilla already rotted their brains. The rest got put into a coma. Everyone who didn’t try it never listened to the song again due to what it had caused.
Since four gave everyone the song recommendation they tried looking for them. Four hid well though, so they could probably be killing more people to this day. Whos knows.