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Isack & Doriane
Isack
dorianeeeeee ❤️❤️
Doriane
bonjour isa!!
what’s up?
Isack
guess wat
Doriane
what?
Isack
guess!
Doriane
uhhh
your heart exploded from too much redbull
Isack
what?
no!
Doriane
you’re gay
Isack
no!
well yes
but thats not it either
Doriane
tell me!
Isack
get ready
okay
IM
NOT
BITCHLESS
ANYMORE
<3
Doriane
oh wow
so you got over pepe then
or is it pepe?
Isack
alright bro
we dont need 2 bring him up
its some1 new
u dont know him
Doriane
ah so it isn’t liam either
Isack
what?
NO
i was never into liam
ew
and he is with arvid
Doriane
hmm ok
what is he like?
Isack
hes hottttt
his muscles
😫🤤
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Doriane
well
to each their own ig
Isack
ignoring u
hes studying art history
in paris
but hes from finland
and he knows nothing abt driving
Doriane
how did you meet?
Isack
local art museum
i was there 2 b performative
and 4 the arty gays yk?
Doriane
you cruise at art museums in paris?
do you drink matcha while you’re there?
Isack
the MEN doriane
🙏🤌🔥
anyway
he comes up to me and starts maxsplaining a painting
yk artist date stuff like that
and this mans voice is heavenly
kinda sounds like kimi r
my god it was sexy
Doriane
easy tiger
Isack
so we get 2 talking
(bc i want 2 get in bed w him)
and he tells me abt finland
and starts speaking FINNISH
Doriane
were you surprised?
he’s from finland
Isack
no but bro
he could have finnished me ykwim?
it was so hot
so i asked if he wanted 2 get coffee and croissant
Doriane
wait
YOU made the first move?
Isack
yes ofc
i have rizz
Doriane
wow
i’m proud of you mon cheri
so then what happened?
Isack
we talked a lot
he didnt know who i am
which, also hot
then we exchanged numbers
and he kissed me against a wall in the street 🔥🤤
those biceps should b illegal
Doriane
don’t get yourself outed dude
Isack
yeah i know
it was an empty street
which was good bc i was NOT quiet
Doriane
…right
ok and then?
Isack
thats it?
he had 2 go to class
but we plan 2 have dinner soon!
Doriane
so you’re not official yet?
Isack
ugh ig not
but i will do whatever it takes
this man will b mine
Doriane
glad to hear
single you was annoying asf
Isack
aww ily 2 ❤️
Doriane
he knows you don’t really live in paris right?
Isack
uhh
yeah
i told him i’m rly busy
Doriane
ISACK!
that is not the same thing
it would basically be a long distance relationship
Isack
ur being homophobic
Doriane
friendly fire then
you know i’m rooting for you
but you have to tell him what you do
make sure he knows what he’s getting himself into
Isack
yes yes
i will tell him at…
our first date!!
omg dori
Doriane
what?
Isack
im going on a date!
w a hot af finnish man
Doriane
i’m truly happy for you isa
<3
Isack
ahhh
we’re meeting in 2 days
wat should i wear?
wat do finns even like?
i’m freaking out
Doriane
dude
you’ve already kissed him!
you know he’s into you
so just wear something nice and be yourself
Isack
ok ok i can do that
Doriane
i’ll help you pick an outfit later
in the meantime, you could talk to valterri?
Isack
oooh good idea
he could help me rizz up a finn
tysm dori ❤️❤️
Doriane
ofc isa! <3
Isack
lmk if i can help u w a girl
Doriane
like you know anything abt girls
Isack
maybe i was str8 in another life
Doriane
lmao as if
dw i’ll let you know
but there are ZERO prospects rn
Isack
😞
Doriane
have to focus on driving anyway
Isack
ok i’m off 2 talk 2 valterri
Doriane
sounds good
love ya isa
Isack
love u 2 dori