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alright… don’t mess it up…
Hello! i am basically an Unwanted Apathetic Bastard tired of Everything
Shit, that doesn't make a good introduction out of context, let me explain
i grew up without a mother, it was basically like she never existed so my entire life was left up to my father’s hands
those were not great hands to be left in, thanks mom
my father forcefully raised me to become the greatest in his favorite sport, basically what he never got to do
“Training” included many shitty acts towards me so one day, CPS came in and went “fuck no, you can’t do that” and took me away
now, i live into the Foster System all across japan, i had to live from Foster House to Foster House, Felony to Felony
if a member of a Foster Family committing a crime forcing me to change Foster House was Tails on a coin flip, then i hit tails every fucking time i flipped the coin, what the fuck
By the time I was graduating Elementary School, I'd lived in like 8 different families… I stopped caring about making friends…
it’s not like i cared, those kids still laughed at me for being a Foster Child either way so they can go fuck themselves!
but one day… things finally changed…
my new foster family looked absolutely trustworthy… like they’d never dare do a crime
I found myself going to the same school and living in the same house for the entirety of Junior High School!
and then, when i started High School i apparently started getting hotter because i got popular and people started hitting on me
the popular kids actually treated me like i was one of them…
and they were just BASTARDS
Those people were always pretty… they were never alone… never left out
I thought that I wouldn't mind it and be grateful for something once and for all…
I was finally able to live my life with a stable life once and for all…
and then life said FUCK YOU and kicked me in the ASS
my fuckass Foster Dad decided to get caught SEXUALLY ASSAULTING one of his co-workers and got fired!
Apparently he’s been doing this for a while! like WHAT THE FUCK!
So anyways! The Foster System decided that this house was dangerous for me and guess what! I’M MOVING OUT OF STATE!
MOTHERFUCKER, I JUST GOT SETTLED!
i said “FUCK YOU ALL! I’M GOING BACK TO MY DAD!” since he was just three streets down
I place my suitcase down… Go over the Door… Knock on it… BOOM! A GUNSHOT!
THE CAUSE OF MY UNSTABLE MISERY FUCKING KILLED HIMSELF!
I open the door… I walk in… the whole living room was covered in blood like a butcher’s shop in a horror movie…
i walk over… a suicide note was taped onto the CRT TV with Sanrio Tape… “Leon’s Fault”...
Hi! I'm Leon by the way! Nice to Meet you! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM?!
IS IT BECAUSE HE GOT CAUGHT FOR ABUSING ME TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE BASEBALL PRO? Abusers are so fucking dramatic dude!
whatever… it doesn’t matter… nothing ever matters… it never matters…
I'm moving… AGAIN… For the Ninth fucking time… To my Tenth Foster Family… I'm now going to a school called Hope’s Peak Academy…
but this time… I feel like it’s time…
I hope this is my arrival...
