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rin: len
*sleep noises*
rin: LEN
*more sleep noises*
rin: LEN
len: OUH WHAT THE—
rin: get yo ass up.
len: what why ??
rin: idfk
len: oh oka—
*BOOM*
both: AAA WTF
miku: GUYS
gumi: wtf miku i was sleeping
teto: oh hi miku
miku: yall the craziest shit just happened to me
miku: i hesred i could crush some caverns so i went to the olace where i can do that but then all this crazy stuff happened and like till from alien stage appeared but edwwrd cullen was there too and i had to kill him.
rin: wtf
len: wtf
gumi: wtf
teto: wtf
kaito: wtf
meiko: wtf
teto: miku you making that shi up right
miku: no im not
teto: ok i believe you
len: thats crazy bro
miku: im gonna go eat
len: TAKE ME WITH YOU PLEAS—
*gets strangled*
rin: WHO THE FUCK IS STRANGLING HIM
teto: IDK
miku: AAAAAA
kaito: ouhh shiiii mb yall
len: *choking*
*dies*
meiko: OH FUCK
meiko: KAITO WHYD YOU DO THAT
kaito: IDK MATE I SAID SORRY
rin: LENS FUCKING DEAD
gumi: OH MY GOD
*drives to hostpital*
teto: hey this is the same hostpital i went to when my beautiful beautiful girlfriend Yi Xi tried to butcher me in her sleep—
miku: no shit sherlock this is the only hospital in the state
teto: wow that must mean this place is really packed right
miku: no actually because we’re the only ones who live here
teto: what
miku: teto, we live in uhhh..
rin: theepickewlvocaloidState.
miku: yeah we live in theepickewlvocaloidState. You’re not even from here bro
teto: yeah im from thepickewlUTAUState.
miku: well its a good thing we dont ha—
everybody: MIKU UR ABOUT TO CRASH INTO THE HOSPITAL—
miku: AAAAAAA—
moku: nvm we’re alive
rin: OK LETS GO
*after awhile*
doctor guy: he is alive
rin: yayayaayayyaayyaya
doctor guy: now pay us $1,000,000.
kaito: wtf
meiko: WHO has that money ??
rin: meiko yk damn well you have $200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,067 in ur bamk account
meiko: ik but i was saving $1,000,000 for food
doctor guy: DAMN what kinda food yall be getting save some for ME
rin: ok fine we’ll just not pay
rin: get len and run bro
everybody: ok
teto: why tf we plotting INFRONT of the doctor
kaito: ykw lets just kill that bitch
*shoots doctor guy*
doctor guy: *dies*
*SIRENS GO OFF*
kaito: oh fuck
rin: RUN KAITO
kaito: OK
rin: WAIT WHOS GETTING LEN
*silence (apart from the loud sirens)*
rin: FINE YOU LITTLE CHUDS ILL GET HIM
*rin gets len and they all run*
all (not including len): AAAAAAAAAAAA