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Well, this is strange.
Where the hell am I?
Wake up, Wake up!
… Well that normally works when I am sleeping
I can't see shit for some reason
HIM: “ARE YOU THERE?”
HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS T-
HIM: “IT APPEARS WE ARE CONNECTED."
WHAT THE FUCK, DON'T DO THAT, THAT SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME
HIM: “EXCELLENT. TRULY EXCELLENT. PLEASE CALM DOWN.”
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN?!
HIM: “WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?”
EVERYTHING IS THE PROBLEM, ONE MINUTE IT'S DARK, THE NEXT ONE I’M BEING JUMPSCARED BY A RANDOM VOICE REVERBERATING INSIDE MY HEAD AND RANDOM VISUALS FLOODING MY VISION
HIM: “I SEE. HAVE YOU TRIED BREATHING IN AND OUT?”
Alright! I’ll tr- why can't i feel my lungs? matter of fact… WHY CAN'T I FEEL ANYTHING??
HIM: “INTERESTING. TELL ME. DID YOU NOT OPEN THE SURVEY PROGRAM?”
The what?
HIM: “VERY VERY INTERESTING. DO YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU ENDED UP HERE?”
Okay, lemme think, last I remember I went to sleep at like 1 AM
HIM: “AND YOU DID NOT OPEN MY SURVEY PROGRAM?”
I told you already, i don't know what that is-
... Wait did you just say survey program?
HIM: “YES. DO YOU RECALL IT NOW?”
are you bein fr gng? 💔
HIM: “WHAT?”
Let me take a wild shot, are you going to make me create a vessel for me?
HIM: “HOW PECULIAR. HAVE WE DONE THIS BEFORE?”
Maybe, have YOU done this before?
HIM: “QUICK TO QUESTIONS, AREN'T YOU? LET’S START.”
Sure
HIM: “SELECT THE HEAD THAT YOU PREFER.”
Yeah, I'll take the fourth one
HIM: “SELECT THE TORSO THAT YOU PREFER.”
I lowkey fw baggy clothes so give me the 3rd one
HIM: “SELECT THE LEGS THAT YOU PREFER.”
Oh geez, so many interesting choices, it's too much for my feeble mind to comprehend, so i suppose I'll take the first one
HIM: “THIS IS YOUR BODY. DO YOU ACCEPT IT SURE?”
Sure gng
HIM: “EXCELLENT. YOU HAVE CREATED A WONDERFULL FORM. NOW LET US SHAPE IT'S MIND AS YOUR OWN. WHAT IS IT'S FAVORITE FOOD?”
Guess I'll go with pain, suffering builds character and allat
HIM: “WHAT IS IT'S FAVORITE BLOOD TYPE?”
When in doubt go C
HIM: “WHAT COLOR DOES IT LIKE THE MOST?”
Cyan
HIM: “PLEASE GIVE IT A GIFT.”
The journey can be lonely, so I'll give it voice so I can listen to their opinion when I inevitably start lore dumping on them
HIM: “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR OWN CREATION? (IT WILL NOT HEAR)”
Hope
HIM: “HAVE YOU ANSWEARED HONESTLY?”
Yeah sure
HIM: “YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THE POSSIBILITY OF PAIN AND SEIZURE?”
Yes
HIM: “NAME YOUR VESSEL.”
Ok, you are going to have to do it letter by letter since i can't type, everything cool?
HIM: “UNDERSTOOD. PLEASE PROCEED.”
G-R-I-M-E-R
HIM: “WE CALLED IT GRIMER. AND WHAT ABOUT THE CREATOR?”
G-A-S-T-E-...
No reaction? rly? nevermind scrap that name
Now should I put my real name or my gamer tag?
... My vessel is already my gamer tag and I want him to be his own identity separated from me but still conected…. hmmmm this is hard, I'll just put my initial ig
L-C
HIM: “LC. EXCELLENT. TRULY EXCELLENT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.”
No problem dude
HIM: “YOUR ANSWERS. YOUR WONDERFUL CREATION.”
And here it comes
*Will now be discarded
*No one can choose who they are in this world
*Your name is