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2026-09-22
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Straight to Hell

Summary:

Dmitri takes a hike through the woods

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Dmitri was taking a hike through the local woods, humming softly to himself. He ends up hitting a wire of some sort, stumbling forward, as a bucket of honey is dropped onto him, sticking to his hair, skin, and clothes.

“Ah, son of a bitch” Dmitri mutters to himself, annoyed as he spits out some dirt that got into his mouth.

Dmitri continues walking. After a bit, something flies with him, what seems to be a fairy. Before Dmitri can react, the pixie sinks its teeth into his skin. Dmitri panics, smacking his hand down on the pixie. Dmitri looks down, realizing he didn’t kill the pixie

“What the fuck?” Dmitri says, feeling the pixie bite into his neck, he lets out a scream of pain, knocking his head back, before beginning to run deeper into the woods, honey dripping off of him as he runs.

Dmitri makes it into a part of the forest with more trees, he hopes he can use it to hide from the pixies. He crouches inside of a bush, closing his eyes and praying.

Dmitri’s eyes shoot open, as a large log is swung into the bush, sending him onto his back, he looks up, 18 pixies are flying at him, he can only crawl backwards. As the pixies close in, Dmitri raises his hands, hoping the pixies spare him.

There is no mercy from the pixies, Dmitri is quickly overwhelmed by the pixies, who eat him, skin, muscle, tissue, everything except clothing and bones. Dmitri’s skeleton, with his clothes overlaid is dangled from a tree, hanging 10 feet off the ground