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[TIMELINE: After the Solar System Trials and before the arrival of Planet X.]
Helios Ra Apollo The Inti created the group 'The Solar System!'.
Helios Ra Apollo The Inti added 10 members; Hermes, Aphrodite, Terra, Louna, Aries, Zeus, Cronus, Ouranus, Poseidon and Hades.
[Today]
Helios Ra Apollo The Inti is typing . . .
6 members are online.
Helios Ra Apollo The Inti: Hello, Group That Contains, But Is Not Limited To, My Favourite Celestial Bodies!
18:54
Terra: damn so formal
18:55
Louna: they said shakespeare was dead
18:55
Terra: LUNA-
18:56
Louna: WHAT OMG (¬`‸´¬)
18:56
Louna: you're such a hater
18:57
Terra: stfu larper
18:57
Helios Ra Apollo The Inti: Language, Terra!
18:59
Terra: Terra???
19:00
Louna: took him two minutes per word
19:00
Louna: mines similar to my name ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜
19:01
Terra: unfair (╥ ω ╥)
19:01
Zeus: How are y'all doing that?
19:02
Louna: what??? ʅ(｡◔‸◔｡)ʃ
19:02
Earth: communicating like a normal planet?
19:02
Louna: shut the fuck up
19:03
Zeus: Those tiny faces in my tiny screen.
19:03
Louna: i just use an app lol ദ്ദി(˵•̀ ᴗ -˵)
19:03
Zeus: App?
19:04
Terra: dear stars bro i thought we taught you how a phone works ᯣ_ᯣ
19:05
Louna: fr •᷄ࡇ•᷅
19:05
5 members are online.
Aphrodite: Why the fuck am I being actively dead named. I'm getting the fuck out of here. Bye bitches.
19:07
Zeus: Language.
19:08
4 members are online.
Helios Ra Apollo The Inti: So there's Venus. WHERE IS EVERYONE ELSE???
19:09
Terra: dead
19:09
Ouranus: up my ass
19:09
Terra: holyyy bro you scared me 💔💔
19:10
Louna: not here ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
19:10
Terra: no shit sherlock (𖠂_𖠂)
19:11
Zeus: Language.
19:11
Terra: so uranus can say ass but I can't say shit?
19:11
Jupiter: Yes.
19:11
Terra: oh my stars bro 💔💔
19:11
Louna: sun can you remove the old ahh names I can't take ts seriously (｡Ó﹏Ò｡)
19:13
Terra: yeah and venus' is just plain disrespectful 🖕(◺˰◿)🖕
19:13
Helios Ra Apollo The Inti: But Mine Is Not An 'Old Ahh Name', It Is My Actual Name, And Not The Simplified 'Sun' I Allowed You All To Use Only Because I'm A Generous Star.
19:15
Louna: be so fr you know no one in their right mind on gods green earth willingly calls you helios ra apollo the inti
19:15
Helios Ra Apollo The Inti is typing . . .
Terra: what did you call me??
19:16
Louna: I wasn't talking to you bitch it's an expression
19:16
Helios Ra Apollo The Inti is typing . . .
Terra: oh my stars why are you so mean to me its an expression that uses my name you mother fucker ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)
19:17
Louna: why is he taking so long omg
19:18
Terra: Probably writing up a paragraph about how you're wrong because people definitely do call him his long ass full government name on my surface like idk what your sources are or who lied to you (˶•𐃷•˶)
19:19
Louna: sybau omg just let the sun answer me (👁ˋ _ ˊ 👁)
19:19
Terra: tsundere
19:19
Louna: sym
19:19
Terra: love you too (˶ > ₃ < ˶) and also we share a mum dumbass
19:20
Helios Ra Apollo The Inti is typing . . .
Helios Ra Apollo The Inti: Fine.
19:20
Luna: allat typing just for fine???
19:20
Helios Ra Apollo The Inti changed 11 contacts; Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Luna, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.
Earth: much better (˵• ̀⩊•́˵)
19:22
Jupiter: So, is the whole Solar System going to be in this group? Hence why it's called 'The Solar System'? Moons included?
19:23
Sun is typing . . .
Luna: what the fuck do you mean moons included??? we're apart of the solar system anyway (ㆆ_ㆆ)
19:24
Earth: lock in bro the moon revolutions over (⇀‸↼‶)
19:24
Luna: fine
19:25
Sun: No. Let Me Change It Once More.
19:26
Sun changed the group name from 'The Solar System!' to 'The Planets!'.
Luna: the planets?!? ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ꒳ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾
19:28
Earth: tuff name
19:28
Sun: Yes, The Planets! Is That Better? Oh Wait. I Realized You're Just A Moon.
19:29
Earth: just a moon?? ooohh shit (>﹏<)
19:30
Luna: moon revolution part 2 when??? (¬_¬)
19:30
Earth: the sun alone ✌
19:31
Luna: DONT EVEN
19:31
Sun: Sorry Luna, I Simply Forgot. Even Stars Can Forget Things.
19:32
Luna: is it that easy to forget my sister?? ╥﹏╥
19:32
Earth: i dont understand how it would be when you can clearly tell that Luna orbits me (*ˊᗜˋ*)
19:32
Luna: soo is planet like a general term now?
19:33
Jupiter: A planet is a large, rounded astronomical body that is generally required to be in orbit around a star, stellar remnant, or brown dwarf, and is not one itself.
19:35
Uranus: im not reading allat
19:36
Luna: had to whip out the dictionary for that one (·•᷄_•᷅ )
19:36
Uranus: yh srry jupes we can all see it in ur hand rn
19:36
Earth: innit what is this lad waffling about
19:37
Neptune: i liek wafgles
19:38
Earth: where the fuck did you come from
19:38
Jupiter: Language.
19:39
Earth: 꺼져 (¬_ ´¬ )
19:40
Jupiter: Pardon?
19:41
Earth: oh my gays what do you want from me
19:41
Earth: vale, jódete tú también 🖕(◺˰◿)🖕
19:42
Neptune: kiuper bet
19:43
Luna: does he know he exists genuinely
19:43
Neptune: ho wgat
19:43
Earth: i really hope you meant who and not hoe (ᵕ—ᴗ—)
19:44
Luna: (¬`‸´¬)
19:44
Luna is typing . . .
Luna: well anyway I'd say I leave my orbit of the earth enough to be in this planet gc
19:45
Earth: way to rub it in
19:45
Sun: I Beg Your Finest Pardon?
19:46
Luna: oh shit I forgot he was here
19:46
Jupiter: Language.
19:47
Earth: jupiter with all due respect shut the fuck up (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ‹𝟹
19:47
Sun: Unfortunately, I'm Going To Have To Solar Flare You The Next Time I See You.
19:48
Luna: wha. you can't do that ๐·°(৹˃ᗝ˂৹)°·๐
19:48
Earth: yeah you can't because I'll protect them with my aura
19:49
Sun and Jupiter are typing . . .
Sun: You Mean Your Magnetic Field?
19:50
Earth: maayyybee ( ◡̀ ̫ ◡́) ✧
19:50
Jupiter: A planetary magnetic field is an invisible magnetic shield that surrounds a planet, created by the motion of electrically conductive fluids deep inside its core.
19:51
Uranus: holy yap
19:52
Luna: clocked his ass
19:52
Earth: no way Uranus knows ball 🥹🥹 i genuinely thought they were shy
19:53
Earth, Luna and 1 other is typing . . .
Jupiter: I was just trying to elaborate on magnetic fields, is all.
19:54
Luna: chatgpjupiter
19:54
Earth: Luna-chan~! With my magnetic aura, I will defend you with my life from the deadly solar laser flares!! ( ⭑•̀ᴗ•́ )✧
19:54
Earth: oh shit
19:54
Luna is typing . . .
Neptune: can I join too guys
19:54
Luna: But Earth-chan~! Are you sure it will work? ꉂ૮(°□°'˶)ა
19:55
Earth is typing . . .
Earth: Yes! Me and Neptune~senpai will use the greatest power of all to defend you . . . (。•̀ᴗ-)و ̑̑✧
19:56
Neptune: Tje powor of wafle!!!! 😁😁
19:57
Earth: Kakkakoi!!!!!!!!! Exactly Neptune~senpai!!! (˶˃ᆺ˂˶)
19:58
Luna: So sugoi~! (灬ºωº灬)♡
19:59
Sun: What.
20:00
8 members are online.
Earth: ok ok shit shit shit shit lock in the other planets are online
20:00
Luna: HOLY SHIT
20:01
Luna: theres two blue ticks im fucking cooked ૮₍ɵ̷﹏ɵ̷̥̥᷅₎ა
20:02
Venus: What the fuck were you guys doing
20:03
Luna: oh piss off
20:03
Venus: What🤨
20:04
Luna: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT BUDDY CUT BOI
20:04
7 members are online.
Earth: aaanndd he's gone (っ- ‸ - ς)
20:05
Neptune: YAAAYYYY
20:06
Luna: w neptune omg I love you 🥹
20:06
Neptune: me too 🫶🫶😁
20:07
Earth: woah #bewhoyouare am I right guys
20:08
Luna: #shutthefuckup
20:08
Earth: ok im just gonna go play cards then boi 😂✌✌
20:09
6 members are online.
5 members are online.
Uranus: damn dropping like flies
20:10
4 members are online.
Uranus: im out then cya
20:11
3 members are online.
Mercury: hai guys! ^o^
20:20
Mercury: hello??? ;-;
20:22
Mars: ah, hey mercury!
20:25
Mercury: hai Mars!!! :3
20:26
Mars: seems like we missed all the fun, huh?
20:26
Mars: wait, who's the third??
20:26
Saturn: Hello! 🤗
20:26
Mercury: hai Saturn!! :D
20:27
Mars: what made you come online?
20:27
Saturn: Oh, I've been online the whole time! just watching. however, I didn't know where to join the conversation and then it ended. 😞
20:27
Mercury: oh that's very sad Saturn :<
20:27
Mars: yeah, what a shame... but, i think it will be more active if we check back in tomorrow!
20:28
Saturn: Alright, if you say so Mars! im going to go tuck my moons in. good night all!
20:28
Mars: good night, Saturn!
20:29
2 members are online.
Mercury: bai Saturn!! ^v^
20:29
Mars: i better head off too Merc, Phobos and Deimos are getting fidgety.
20:29
Mercury: alr, bai MarMar!
20:30
1 member is online.
0 members are online.