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Toya eats a bag of Takis and fucking dies

Summary:

Exactly as the title says

Notes:

… my friend wrote this and made me post it

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Work Text:

Takis spots on!!! Toya went to the shops to get some snacks for him and his friends when he saw an ad for this new snack called tikis. He said that they would be fun to try so he bought a bag along with some other snacks and ginger ale.

He then headed out and took his bat to the park. He was meeting Kohane, An, and Aki-toes for a picnic there .

When he finally found them he was so excited to try the tikis. “ I got these tikis from the shops and I thought you may want to try them together” “Okay!!” ~And as they all bit into the tikis Toya Thant the they were quite good until the spice started to come into effect unknowingly he had underestimated their spice level and bitten into 4 of the tikis at once !!!

He managed to reach the bottle of ginger ale just in time he then promptly chugged the entire bottle which provided d him with only a moment of bliss before the spicier ginger and carbonation of the drink intensified and because he drank in so much hast his tummy had become quite sloshy which was the last thing before he turns out his insides onto the grass then died luring in the spew .

Notes:

Yeah I really don’t know