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You have (6) unread emails.

(Trying out Workskin. Code stol- er, borrowed from here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/7953412 )

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From: [[email protected]]

Subject: [Request #687]

To: [[email protected]]

Requesting a replacement for the coffee machine. Current unit was destroyed in an incident involving employee Marton, or rather, the limited range of movement caused by the presence of his 'tail'.

No motion for penalty.

Thank you for your attention on this matter.

 

From: [[email protected]]

Subject: [Game night?]

To: [[email protected]]

Dear "D",

Are you, by any chance, free on the evening of the 27th? There's a Cricket game scheduled then -I hear those are quite thrilling- and I fear I've already purchased two tickets.

We have much and more to discuss.

Yours, "H."

 

From: [[email protected]]

Subject: [Open your eyes.]

To: [[email protected]]

Goldie,

Don't tell me you've already cozied up to that maggot-ridden crone. You're far too intelligent to make such a foolish move.

Come, let us join forces, you shall not surely die, and shall become as a god!

Waiting patiently,

The Serpent

 

From: [[email protected]]

Subject: [request]

To: [[email protected]]

hi

verg says youre the boss. i have a request. candy dispenser installed in Mephi. white hair said no but youre more importanter. can you do it??

driver

 

From: [[email protected]]

Subject: [Contact]

To: [[email protected]]

Dear "Angel Investor",

Please refrain from contacting me or any employees or associates of Hongyuan any further. To be entirely honest, you are extremely suspicious, and I highly doubt any rational person would accept what you are offering.

With all due respect,

Hierarch Xichun

 

From: [[email protected]]

Subject: [Visit]

To: [[email protected]]

It would seem your will aligned with that of the City.

I shall be there soon.

Thank you.

Notes:

Swear I'm not just gonna post low effort garbage from now on; I'm just tired and canto x and such and such. You get it.