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“Ah, Pahkitew Island, haven't been here in a while i'ma right? So we decided to bring back the worst players in all of Total Drama History to see who would win, 3 Million Dollars! And here they come!" Chris pointed at a boat.
"Justin, Amy, Beth and Dakota!" Chris spoke.
Justin was looking at himself in the mirror while Amy looked annoyed at everyone already.
“Omg Dakota you look normal again!" Beth said surprised seeing Dakota look just how she looked in Revenge of The Island, just a bit taller, ok Jasmine height.
"Yes after being a mutant for so long Sam and my daddy threatened to sue Chris if he didn't give us the funds to fix me, so after a bit of treatment I am ready to shine again!" Dakota posed. Beth smiled at her.
"Ella, Josh, Staci, Sadie and Katie!" Chris spoke.
Ella was humming, Staci was saying lies about her family, Sadie and Katie were talking to each other.
"Nice another season another chance to show off what I can do!" Josh grinned.
"Lightning, Leonard, Max and Rodney!" Chris spoke.
"Ha! You should all just give the money to me cause I will win!" Lightning posed.
"I will do my best with my very powerful magic skills I have acquired during my break!" Leonard was waving a wand, that was just an old stick.
"None of you are safe from the EEEEEVIL! That is me." Max smirked.
"Woah there are sure a lot of girls here, I might be in... love..." Rodney whispered to himself.
"Samey, Sierra and finally Topher!" Chris spoke.
Samey waves but suddenly Amy pushed her down and started to kick her, Samey screamed.
"Omg a new season of Total Drama! I am so excited I have to text this to my new blog!" Sierra was texting on her phone.
"Topher is back on Pahkitew Island! This time ready to win it!" Topher began walking out of the boat but he tripped and fell outside screaming and splashing on the water.
Chris chuckled. "Yep, this time these weirdos will be the one who will battle it out for the cash, check out who will win and who will not win cause this time Chef is hosting!" Chris pointed at a bored Chef who suddenly turned surprised.
"What?" Chef looked confused.
"I will be doing all the cooking and cleaning and you will host this season Chef, so finish the intro." Chris nodded.
"Ahem, this is Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!" Chef hosted.
"Not bad." Chris said.
(Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island Intro)
Many kinda old cameras come out of familiar hidden spots from Pahkitew Island ready to record anything near. We see the point of view pass Chris who pushed Topher into the water and Chef was relaxing in a chair near the beach side.
(I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!)
Sadie and Katie are looking at Justin in love, Sierra is texting on her phone, Amy is bullying Samey and Beth is talking to Sierra.
(I wanna be, I wanna be-)
Josh is irritated and sitting on the log Dave was sitting on in Pahkitew Island and he's being annoyed by Lightning, Leonard, Max and Staci who are all doing something to annoy him. Then suddenly Dakota takes the Camara and shows herself where she starts posing as many paparazzi start taking pictures of her. Suddenly Chef drops a bucket of mud on Dakota and she growls while he snickers.
(I wanna be Famous~)
We see Sadie and Katie are really close in the bonfire when suddenly Ella comes out from behind them and starts singing. We see all the campers whistling as the sign behind them says, Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
*whistles*
(Intro End)
"So this season will be all about Chef campers, he will be the host and say the challenges and eliminations, so what's the first challenge Chef?" Chris asked.
"First I will rope you losers into two different teams, Amy, Samey, Katie, Sadie, Beth, Ella, Staci and Sierra are on the first team while Justin, Dakota, Josh, Lightning, Max, Leonard, Rodney and Topher are on the second one. Your challenge is to come up with a good team name and if you take too long then we will pick one for you, it can't be one praising the ego of Chris or I, nobody likes a suck up, now begin!" Chef yelled.
(First Team)
"What should our team name be?" Asked Beth.
Amy and Samey were fighting in the background while Katie and Sadie were chatting.
"My great great great great aunt Maet created naming teams, yeah before that every team had team 1 and team 2, so sad." Staci said another lie.
Her team looked at her annoyed.
"Oh oh! How about we call ourselves Team Flaming Heart!" Sierra said.
"Nice idea!" Beth smiled. "Yes." Ella nodded smiling.
"First Team is now Team Flaming Heart, the second team better hurry up or they'll lose the challenge!" Chef grinned.
(Second Team)
"Ugh come on guys we have to hurry!" Josh told them all.
"Yea what should our team name be?" Asked Topher.
"Maybe it should be about a creature from the everfree forest!" Leonard spoke as he waved his stick accidentally poking the eye of Josh.
"Ow!" Josh rubbed his eye and glared with the other one.
“Oops sorry, heal spell!" Leonard did something but it was actually nothing. His team looked at him annoyed.
"Maybe our team should be EVIL!" Max smirked.
"That does not sound that bad." Topher crossed his arms. Justin nodded and Josh tapped his chin, thinking.
"But, we're not all evil." Rodney spoke.
"Maybe our team should be called Team Dude! No no Lightning Squad!" Lightning cheered.
"Um excuse me, I'm a girl, you can't name yourselves team dude." Dakota placed her hands on her hips.
"Damm gurl you looking fine, how about we start dating-" Lightning leaned on her.
"What, ew no! I have a boyfriend already." Dakota glared.
"What, that fatty? Psh he will never be as big as The Lightning! Sha-Awesome!" Lightning started kissing his biceps.
Dakota looked very indignant. "Sam is not fat, he is a very nice man unlike you." Dakota yelled.
"Welp looks like this team took too long and is now up for elimination, You will all be known as Team Hot Garbage, now go vote two people because for a very long time it will always be a double elimination." Chef spoke.
(That Night)
"Hot Garbage lost their first challenge, whatever! Its time to see who goes home! Topher, Josh, Rodney, Dakota and Justin are all safe!" Chef threw them all marshmallows.
Only Lightning, Max and Leonard stayed.
"Leonard is the one eliminated first and after him it's... Lightning! You two are outta here!" Chef yelled.
"Sha-What?! Impossible! I was a finalist in Revenge of The Island! How can I be eliminated so soon!!” Lightning yelled.
"Maybe because people now see you as a physical threat." Josh looked bored as he ate his marshmallow.
"I dont want to be eliminated! With all my magic and all my rhymes, gods help me freeze time!" Leonard chanted.
Awkward silence.
"Nothing happened, surprise surprise." Chef rolled his eyes as he took out a blanket from a big Mortar. So big it could fit many people inside.
"This is The Mortar of Shame! Get in boys." Chef grinned.
"Never! Lightning never loses! Lightning never-Sha- AHHHHH!" Lightning screamer as Chef used a taser to shock and paralyze him. Chef then looked at Leonard.
"O-ok I'm getting in... don’t tase me bro Leonard said.
Chef placed the dizzy Lightning in The Mortar, with Leonard.
"Any last words on the island, cause once you're eliminated, none of you will come back." Chef chuckled.
"White Lightning will return, you will all see..." Lightning looked dizzy.
"I want my mommy..." Leonard looked very sad.
Being eliminated so early in Pahkitew Island and Ridonculous Race really hurt his ego but now being eliminated first on this season destroyed it)
Chef pressed a button and The Mortar shot the two contestants far away, they both screamed.
"That concludes the elimination Ceremony, Hot Garbage leave now." Chef said as they left.
"Pst, the outro." Chris told him.
"Oh yea ahem, Who will win next? Who will not? Will Flaming Heart show off what they can do, well we will see next time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!" Chef hosted.
"Good job." Chris nodded.
AN: The next chapters will be even shorter than this.