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[2:31 am]
George Weasley made a group chat
George Weasley added William Weasley, Charles Weasley, Percival Weasley, and three others
George Weasley renamed the group chat to ‘Ginger ginger weasley weasleys’
George Weasley: realized we didn’t have a gc, so here we are!!!
George Weasley changed their name to Twin1
George Weasley changed Fred Weasley’s name to Twin2
George Weasley changed William Weasley’s name to Billygoat
George Weasley changed Charles Weasley’s name to DragonLover
George Weasley changed Percival Weasley's name to PeRfEcTpReFeCtPeRcY
George Weasley changed Ronald Weasley’s name to FoodLover
George Weasley changed Ginevra Weasley’s name to LoneGirl
[8:46 am]
LoneGirl: he struck in the wee hours of the morning
Twin2: nice going george!!!!!!!!!
PeRfEcTpReFeCtPeRcY: I don’t think we need a sibling group chat. Also why is my name this?
Twin1: bc it is
Twin1: i hold the power of the cosmos
Twin1: just be happy i didnt call you big head boy
DragonLover: do you guys think dragons are my whole personality??
Billygoat: i mean,,,,,,are they wrong??
DragonLover: …
DragonLover: smh
FoodLover: we’re matching!!!
LoneGirl: eeew correct grammar
LoneGirl: mione must be rubbing off on him /hj
LoneGirl: also lonegirl??? seriously?????
In group chat ‘rEHEHEHE’
[8:47 am]
PercyWercy: Help. My siblings decided to create a group chat.
Penny<333333: I will mourn your sanity twin ✌️😔
FlintAndSteel: rip percy weasley, 2001-2026
FlintAndSteel: died bc of his siblings chaos
WoodenBroom: lmfao it was fred and georges idea I’m guessing
PercyWercy: Correct. Sometimes I forget that you played quidditch with my brothers, and therefore are friends with them.
WoodenBroom: lol dw I like you better <3
PercyWercy: <3
Penny<333333: Gag
Penny<333333: You guys are gross (affectionately)
FlintAndSteel: they make me feel single :(
Penny<333333: You are single
PercyWercy: My siblings are blowing up my phone, I’ve got to make sure they don’t blow anything up. Bye!
Penny<333333: Bye platonic love of my life!
In group chat ‘Ginger ginger weasley weasleys’
[8:47 am]
LoneGirl: we all love quidditch apart from Percy loool
PeRfEcTpReFeCtPeRcY: I like quidditch. I just don’t play it.
LoneGirl: technicallitys
LoneGirl: anyways can I add Harry pleaasssseeee????
FoodLover: why do you get to add your partner???
FoodLover: and I can’t add mione
LoneGirl: I mean,,,,,,,,you didn’t ask??
Billygoat: she got you there
FoodLover: SHHHHH
LoneGirl: also… me and Harry may or may not have broken up…
DragonLover: oh shit
Billygoat: do I need to beat him up??
LoneGirl: naah it was a mutual thing
LoneGirl: and were still friends, otherwise I wouldnt add him
LoneGirl: besides hes basically a weasley atthis point
FoodLover: and Harry didnt even tell me????
Twin1: since I have all the power…
Twin1: I guess
Twin2: we like Harry
Twin2: unless he hurt you 😠
LoneGirl: he didn’t chill
PeRfEcTpReFeCtPeRcY: You guys are blowing up my phone. Kindly, shut up.
DragonLover: kindly, no
Twin1 added Harry Potter
Twin1 changed Harry Potter’s name to Chosen1
Chosen1: why am I here?
FoodLover: when were you going to tell me you and Ginny broke up??
Chosen1: Ginny…
LoneGirl: I have free will, fuck you!
Twin1: jeez Ginny…
Twin2: language
Billygoat: you, sir, are a hypocrite
Twin2: shshshshshshshhhh
Chosen1: anyways I was gonna tell you Ron but you were to busy staring at your chicken like it was the love of your life and I didnt want to distract you
LoneGirl: lmao what??
Billygoat: Fleur is technically a Weasley we should add her
DragonLover: simp
Billygoat: she’s my wife, sue me
Twin1: I ~suppose~ I can add Fleur
Twin1 added Fleur Delacour
Fleur Delacour: are you weasleys actually sane?
FoodLover: you’re one of us now mwahahahaha
Twin1 changed Fleur Delacour’s name to FrenchFry
FrenchFry: 🖕
LoneGirl: yayayaya I’m not the only girl!!!