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Arc-phone synced, Champions being added...
Welcome honoured Champions to 'The Chat'
Let the games begin!
(?????):
halplpune
Lance:
what have i just been added to?
Diantha:
We already have a champions chat, so who created this and why.
(?????):
hhrelpjhhd
Lance:
who in Moltres holy light is pulling a prank now?
Iris, Leon. which of you is pulling this stunt?
And why have you dragged a random person into this mankery
(?????):
HoipwsToshTyudpe
Iris:
I swear for once this wasn't me! I claim innoncence
Since we already have a champions chat Leon, whats the point in another????
Leon:
This suprisingly wasn't actually me
But i can see why you thought it was
I got no clue who the fuck (?????) is and what their deal is
Fixng current naming issue, no swearing young Champion Leon or you shall be sent to timeout for 15 minutes
Leon:
What the fuck do you mea-
Champion Leon will be intimeout for 15 minutes for his misbehaviour and abrasive use of langauge
Toodles Leon, come back soon
Steven:
Leon???
What in Raquaza's steel chair is this?
Lance:
What is going on here.
As the champion of both Kanto and Johto, i demand to know whats going on here
As is my legal right to know as a branch of the law
You shall find out soon enough Champion Lance
Iris:
How omnius
Steven:
I'll try and leave to see whats going on
Steven has left the chat... goodbye for now.
Steven has been forced to rejoin the chat.
Welcome back, you were gone for so long Champion of Stone.
Steven:
Huh
I didn't press anything to rejoin????
Ah we have much to get to Champion Steven
?Akari?:
wow typing is hard!
AKARI
Iris:
Well the illetarute can spell!
Akari:
I know my name!!!
Steven:
I will be ignoring the seeminly sentient chat for my own already lacking mental health!
We seem to have more important issues to adress, like the previously unnamed guest who appears to be able to work a keyboard now
Akari:
no you don't understand!
I couldn't remember, like at all!!!
But this chat thing is telling me my name!!!!
Steven:
Well
Um
I'm not very acquipped to help here, i barely passed the mandated champion first aid class that was really just the recovery postion and CPR
Iris:
Theres a mandated first aid class?
Lance:
We'll get back to that Iris
But first 'Akari'
Diantha:
Yes this 'Akari'
Are you perchance suffering from some kind of amnesia? not remembering your name is quite a sure sign of head trauma
Have you fallen recently or hurt your head in anyway that your aware of?
Akari:
Uh
I appeared from the sky a few minutes ago and i woke up lying on the beach
I don't really recall much so does that count as a fall?
Lance:
YOU WHAT
Steven:
THAT DEFENITLY COUNTS AS A FALL
Iris:
How in the dragons did you fall from the sky!!!!!!?????
Diantha:
Is there any injuries that you can see dear
Or is there anybody within the area that can safely asseces your condition before getting you to the nearest hospital or pokemon center if you appear to be far out from civilation.
Akari:
uh
I'm not injured? I don't think so at least
There's a really nice Pokèmon professor that helped me
He even offered me board at the town he lives at if i help him catch his three pokemon that escaped!
he did act like it was an almost impossible task tho... which is esentric
Iris:
ohhhhh what Pokèmon???
Diantha:
I'm glad your resonably safe atleast, i do find it strange that he made you do something strenus (stressful?) when you possibly could be injuried!
Akari:
Despite being a Pokemon professor he seems kinda of bad at catching Pokèmon
oh and the Prof said that they were a Cyndaquil, Oshawott and Rowlet
I believe their a fire, water and grass type
all of them are very cuteeee
Iris:
Oh an Oshawott, their our starterrrr!
UNOVA REPRESENT!!!!
Lance:
Cyndaquil is the Johto region fire starter and is native to the region, while the Pokèmon Rowlet is a Alolan native and their grass starter.
I admit i'm a tad curious on how your Professor aquired at least 2 diffrent region starters.
Steven:
Yeah a lot of Professor's typically don't really let others research their regions starters without a tonnn of paperwork first
Iris:
Who cares about paperwork! did he let you pet em!!!
Akari:
YEAHHHH!!!!
Diantha:
Not to interupt this bonding moment but it would be great if Akari could inform us on her age and the Professor's name
so we can gain contact and assure her safety
Iris:
Whoops, sorry i got carried away Dianthaaaaa
Akari:
Yeah sorry Ms Diantha
The scary Captain of the village, Ms (redacted) said i looked to be around 15 to maybe 16 if she was being genrous and the professor is (redacted)
Which was mean! i could totally be 16!
im defentitly older than i look! hopefully
Lance:
There is no need to redact their name.
Akari:
but i didn't!!!
Swear it!
Ah that was I, Names have been restriced for safety and Shock value
Iris:
Really, shock value.... boringggg
Diantha:
A childs life could be in danger and your making it harder to find them for "shock value"
When i find out who you are, the full force of the Law and my team will be upon you.
Steven:
Are we able to get a physic specalist to help locate Akari?
Lance:
Already on it, i've got (sabrina?) on the job
She did mention their is little to go off due to having never met Akari
Iris:
so what we've got an amnesic and a dumb hacker who's doing this for entertaiment
while also writing in old Unovan
Steven:
What their writing in formal Hoenn? your also writing in Hoenn i might add
That is thy devices sensing your conflict of dialouge and translating to thy common tounges. We are also not a "hacker" young Champion Iris
Steven:
convient.
Iris:
Sorry not a 'Hacker' hacker
you didn't give me a name so that's your new one!
Diantha:
Does no one find the fact we can't do anything for this amnesiac child a worry?
Steven:
Oh no im defenitly worrying but we apparently can't do anything due to this 'hacker' as Iris has dubbed them
Lance:
My physic specalist has nothing and i contacted a few people with the knowledge to track people down.
but no such luck.
its like she doesn't exist.
Akari:
I found my phone on the ground! but acording to its very lacking settings its an 'Arc-Phone'?
If that helps
oh and it said something about 'finding all pokemon'
Champion Leon has been removed from timeout
Welcome back Leon, Lets not be naughty again aye?
Leon:
I-
I have witnessed things that no mortal should ever see
i can not
Iris:
Oh hey Leon! welcome back drama queen, we didn't really miss you
we have an Amnesiac named Akari and a hacker who keeps redacting names!
I am still not a hacker young Champion
Iris:
Yeah sure
Diantha:
Akari have you found somewhere were you can get medical attention yet?
Akari:
I mean kinda..?
I'm in the room that the scary Captain lady from the Survey Corps offered to me for the night!
The captain has an offer for me to join their Survey corps and earn the privilege to live here, IF I learn to pull my weight and help around the village
or I’ll be sent out to live out past their boarder
Leon:
WHAT?
Steven:
Why on Earth are they forcing a child to work! I'm sure they have some kind of goverment assistance if they desperantly need it!
There's no way it's legal for them to just be sending you out without no supervison or a partner Pokemon!
Lance:
When we find out where you are Akari, I-
no, WE will be looking into the town you've found yourself in and investigating this thourghly
Diantha:
I have been contemplating where i'll hide the bodies of this so called 'Captain'.
Iris:
Diantha
if you want a hand or a dragon or two, im happy to help you make sure theres nothing for you to bury
This will make sense in due time, it may seem outlandish to you, but it is all for a reason.
Diantha:
She better be safe or i'll be coming for your head first.
There is not much that scares I, but that comes rather close
Iris:
I think it's healthy to always be a little afraid of Diantha
Otherwise the world wouldn't go round
Leon:
That's the most reletable thing you've ever said to me Iris
Steven:
Wait i realised i forgot to ask
What exactly is a Survey corp's member and what does it entail doing?
A Survey corps member is someone who surveys and records data about Pokémon that surround their region, certain members going to dangerous lengths to persue more knowledge about Pokemon and their nature.
Iris:
Thanks not 'hacker' hacker
but this sounds wayyyy to dangerous for someone without a pokemon
And amnesia!!! don't forgot the Amnesia
Diantha:
we know enough about Pokemon for this to be largely unneccasary!
And if we were truly desperate for information, why not send Rangers or Officers?
You shall understand soon enough Champion Diantha
Diantha:
My list of bodies grows by the very minute, 'hacker'
I shiver in fear
Akari:
well while you guy's were arguing, i took the chance to explore (peek out the window)
and there is really nothing much going on here, there's like 3 stores that i can see but there not filled with much and i think there's a blacksmith of sorts?????
OH and according to Professor (redacted) there's around a little over 50 people living here, the village was only built two years ago.
Steven:
I just have to ask, was there like a ridiclous amount of one type of Pokemon around???
it could be just one of the outlier villages
Leon:
Theres really not many of those in Galar, everybody lives pretty close to one another
Iris:
Which is kinda wacky, i'm from the dragon village of Unova and we defenititly weren't forcing people out if they didn't 'prove their worth'
That sounds more cultish to me
Leon that's because Galar is fricking tiny
Leon:
Stawp
Akari:
I feel like this is really strange on the brain but like
I can not see any pokemon, at all.
Haven't spotted any since we caught those 3 Pokemon earlier
Lance:
I can look into villages that have under 100 people and built within the last two years, and go from there.
That information is extremly helpful Akari.
Wait no Pokemon?
Leon:
Like none at all?
Akari:
Yeah litreally none! The only pokemon i can really remeber seeing are the big statues of 2 pokemon on the roof
i swear i know the name but it's escaping me...
Iris:
Yeah what Lance said!
why are there no Pokemon!
Is this like a town of people that are Allergic or something?
Akari:
I don't think so?
The Survey corps go outside and look into Pokemon so they can't be Allergic can they?
It would be kinda funny if i fell into a town of people that are allergic to Pokemon though
Diantha:
While i'm sure that would be hilarous, is there anymore helpful information you can share Akari?
Akari:
There's another Survey corps memeber named (Redacted), we look sooooo similar, The professor said we could pass for identical twins.
And i think he's my age to! maybe were secretly siblings seperated at birth!
what a cool twist to my Amnesia story
I should write a book when i get my memories back
Steven:
That's strange...
Diantha:
Identical?
While it is strange circumstances, theirs believed to be (4?) body doubles or wtvs of each person
Iris:
Wait that's so cool, i always wanted a sibling
maybe i should go find someone who looks like me!
Lance:
I believe one of you is more than enough Iris
Akari:
ohhhh Mr Lance is back again!
Did you figure out how you can find me?
Lance:
Sadly i do not come carrying good news, All my specalists have been unable to track your phone and despite your details for the village, it doesn't narrow it down as much as i had hoped for
Diantha:
What does that mean? that were just giving up.
Because i have no plans of giving up on a lost, amnesiac child Lance.
Lance:
Oh dragons no, this just means we have to do some on the ground searching.
Akari, we need you to describe the place around you, not the town your in as that seems to do nothing for our search
Tell us if you see any pokemon and if you could give us a description of your surrondings, mountains, trees anything may be useful.
Diantha:
I'm sorry for my lack of faith in you Lance.
Lance:
It's alright, i could have worded that better.
Diantha:
Still, terribly sorry for my moment of madness
Akari:
Sorry to interupt!
But Mr Lance, while i was walking into the village i noticed that there's this absouletly massive mountain in the middle of (Redacted) and there's been a crazy storm just above that
Like some reallllyyyy bad lightning and thunder but specically over the top of the mountain
Lance:
There's no need to worry about interuptting Akari, this is a chatroom.
it was bound to happen.
Iris:
Ngl, probably would have been me
Diantha:
As you can see, it's no problem dear.
Iris:
Surprising Unova doesn’t have any storms or anything of the like at the moment, so you can rule us out!
Lance:
Well this mountain certainly isn't in either Kanto nor Johto, we've had resonable weather so far but nothing like a storm on just one mountain.
Diantha:
Kalos is surronded by mountain ranges but there is no central one of sorts.
Leon:
There's a storm but that's just because it's Galar and its everywhere at the moment
Steven:
We have our lovely little volcano that hopefully won't kill us anytime soon! but there's no storm in sight, just our regular weather forecast (because Hoenn has always had good weather and it's never ever been bad right guys!)
Leon:
(Dianthaaaa Steven's being delusional again about his national crisis again!)
Diantha:
Leon, were not blind, we all get the same messages.
As thy children say, you young Champion Leon have been 'Burned'
Leon:
What is your issue with me!
Lance:
Looking into Alola due to their lack of League, thus not having a Champion.
Unless it's their Volcano on one of their many islands, i don't believe that it could possibly be them.
Alola does not currently meet the requirements, but it will...
Iris:
Honestly, that's a little omnious hacker!
we are still not as thy deem it, a 'hacker'
Leon:
Hold up
why isn't that other Champion here!
i think i met her once before
Greta right?
Lance:
Leon, are you talking about Geeta?
The current Champion of Paldea
Leon:
Yeah her!
Steven:
I don't know why the Paldean Champion isn't here but i can note that their mountain is more of a crater than what Akari was describing
My Father and I went on a Business trip there last year, Very intresting place.
Ran into a girl who was hyper on battling at one of the Gala's hosted there, Though her family didn't seem to be the battling type.
Gosh she'd probably be like 13 around now, hopefully she escapes those damned Galas.
Thy are not here for a reason.
We wait for the young Paldean Champion to make a name for thyself
Leon:
Wait how old is Geeta than since you said young!
Who said we were talking about Champion Geeta.
ut thy are all young within my all seeing eyes
Leon:
Right.... sure buddy
Diantha:
So due to deductive reasoning, it should be either Sinnoh or one of the many small Islands that are around.
Since Cynthia for Xerneas knows why, is still unavabile and isn't answering the astounding amount of notifcations she's bound to have.
I looked into Sinnoh and while it does have almost everything else Akari is describing, there's no storm over Mt. Coronet.
Akari:
Sinnoh????
As in like Almighty Sinnoh???????
Oh would you look at that! Cynthia's finally found her phone
best be prepared lads, it's about to get wild
Must you be so immature?
Yes.
Alright then
Cynthia:
Guys whats with the new chat?
Whatever that doesn't matter! Hisorical discovery of the Century!!!!!
We found a suprisnly intact copy of one of Professor Laventon's, Survey Corps pokedexs!
This is litrally the best day since they invented ice cream, do you know how many questions i had answered!
Akari:
THATS THE PROFESSORS NAME!!!
Cynthia:
Huh?