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F1 Drivers 2026
05:52 PM
Liam
you won’t believe what we filmed for media today
Charles
it can't be worse than being called a good boy. Several times.
Liam
…
we did a quiz.
https://buzzfeed.com/quiz/which-f1-pair-are-you-76189.tml
LANDO
a buzzfeed quiz
wow
Gabi
sounds okay to me?
Hulk
I think a buzzfeed quiz could actually be pretty funny to film.
Calos
Haven't we filmed with BuzzFeed before?
George Russell
Why are we discussing this in the F1 drivers chat?
Max
Simply cause we can
Liam
thanks Max
back to the quiz
take a better look
Oscar
Oh
Charles
Oh
Gabi
oh
Kimi
hahaha, that’s funny
Arvid
wasn’t as funny when they read us the questions and our results
Isack
they didn’t give you the phones?
Liam
nope. Vcarb Admins had the phones and read us the questions
LANDO
nauhty
Arvid
I think they knew what was coming once we realized what this quiz was about
Liam
I tried to grab one of the phones
no luck
Kimi
I think we should concentrate on the more important questions.
what were the results?
Ollie
come on. We can see that you’re both online
Carlos
They’re shy
Liam
we´re not shy
the whole video idea was dumb
Arvid
Russtappen
LANDO
thank you for your service Arvid
Alex
So both your results were Russtappen?
Arvid
no
Charles
So, Liam. Spill
Liam
Brocedes
Gabi
Ooooh
Kimi
no way
they even have the really old ships
Max
Did you just call Lewis Hamilton old?
George Russell
Yes, he did.
Carlos
“How to delete messages”
Kimi rn
Kimi
Not funny
Charles
A little funny
LANDO
Bck to the topic.
Arvid got Russtappen
@Max @George What do you say to that?
George Russell
No comment.
Max
I want to know what I need to answer to get Russtappen?
Charles
Do the quiz then
Kimi
we should all do it
Hulk
Do I need to?
Gabi
Yes. Everyone.
Oscar
Why do I know that this is going to end in chaos
LANDO
doesn’t change the fact that you´re doing the quiz
George Russell
That should be a professional chat, you know?
Emphasis on professional.
Checo
Let the kids have some fun
George Russell
You don’t count me as one of the kids?
Checo?
F1 Drivers 2026
06:19 PM
Kimi
the results are in. Whos starting?
LANDO
does somone have another result than Russtappen or Brocedes?
I want to know which ships there are
Max
I got Russtappen
LANDO
didn’t I just say I want to hear something else then Russtappen or Brocedes?
Max
Yes.
Don’t care.
Got Russtappen.
Alex
Makes sense
Charles
Whats that supposed to mean?
George Russell
So Lando, what’s your result?
LANDO
I wanted to hear the others first.
well, whatever …
Carlos
Has anyone else noticed that George just changed the subject?
Kimi
Noticed and noted
Max
Who cares?
LANDO
My result, dear fellow f1 drivers …
Landoscar!
Liam
…
Charles
…
Carlos
…
LANDO
What
Alex
I mean … That was kind of to be expected, wasn't it?
LANDO
Hey, just because I am lando doesn’t mean I automaticaly get Landoscar as my ship
Oscar
True
Charles
Okay, @Oscar what was your result?
Oscar
…
Landoscar
Max
Surprise!!!
Ollie
its fitting, isn’t it?
Carlos
More like foreshadowing?
Oscar
What's that supposed to mean?
Max
Use your big boy brain
George Russell
A little friendlier please.
Max
You´ll figure it out
George Russell
Thank you.
Kimi
Suspicious
LANDO
I´m happy with my results
Oscar
Me too
Liam
Surprise
Max
That’s my thing
Hulk
I got Charlos
Ollie
Me too
Charles
Wow @Carlos didn’t know we were the boring answer
Ollie
Rude
LANDO
What did you get @Charles?
Charles
Russtappen
LANDO
Didn’t expect that
Gabi
No Lestappen then?
George Russell
No Lestappen.
Charles
Someone sounds happy
George Russell
Don’t know what you’re talking about.
@Kimi, what was your result?
Kimi
Brocedes.
the Mercedes part fits, the rest doesn’t
Right George?
George Russell
That’s right.
Oscar
Brocedes is the only ship with a driver that isn’t on the current grid?
LANDO
Loks like it
Charles
Whos missing?
Gabi
I got Landoscar
LANDO
Welcome to the team
Carlos
You want to include Gabi to Landoscar?
LANDO
No
I wanted to welcome him to the group of people with the best opinons
Oscar
We know what you mean
LANDO
At least someones on my side
Max
He´s your boy. what else is he supposed to do?
Alex
My result was Gabico
Isack
mine too
Gabi
I didn’t know we were an option
Charles
Why? Would’ve tried to get Gabico as your assigned ship?
Gabi
maybe
Hulk
Cute.
I would’ve done the same
George Russell
Isn´t it weird that the old man flirts with Gabi?
Gabi
don’t call him old man
Alex
Are you in a position where you can judge them?
George Russell
I can tell you're judging me.
Alex
rightfully so
LANDO
What am I missing here?
Max
Nothing.
Someone else got Gabico?
Valtteri
Me.
Checo
Me too.
Oscar
You actually did the quiz?
Kimi
Everyone did the quiz
George Russell
I don’t think so.
Fernando
I got Brocedes.
Esteban
Russtappen
Lance
russtappen
George Russelll
Even Lance?
Max
Russtappen leading as always
Charles
Looked at the drivers standings this year?
Alex
Did you actually count the answers?
Max
Nee, I just know Russtappen is the best
Pierre
Guys, I’m not on my phone for an hour and I missed all that?
Max
Loser
George Russell
Max …
Max
I mean, I am sincerely sorry that you missed this conversation
LANDO
Big words, Verstappen
Max
Words you couldn’t even spell, Norris
Oscar
Let’s calm down
George Russell
I couldn't agree more with Oscar.
Alex
boyfriends to the rescue
LANDO
I don’t know what you mean by that
Oscar
Me neither
Charles
Since the other two didn’t object they definitely know what you mean alex
George Russell
Keep dreaming
Pierre
Yukierre!
Fuck yes!!!
I knew we were an option
Max
I forgot you were like 5 steps behind us
Pierre
how nice of you. I wouldn’t have noticed
Kimi
We unlocked a new ship!
Liam
The selection of ships this quiz has to offer is wild
LANDO
I love this quiz
Alex
just because it has Landoscar
LANDO
The only ship I need mate
Charles
You mean the only guy you need
Carlos
They´re in love, let them be
Charles
I let them be and wish them only the best
LANDO
You´re idiots
Both of you
Pierre
I´m supposed to let you know that franco got russtappen as well
Alex
He couldn’t text that himself?
Pierre
Don’t ask me
Charles
Everyone did the quiz?
LANDO
2 people didn’t
Oscar
George and Lewis
George Russell
And I’m not participating in these childish games.
Oscar
Even Nando and Lance did the quiz
Max
Besides we all know you already participated
LANDO
Do we?
George Russell
You´re insufferable.
All of you.
Pierre
Don’t drag me into this mess
Max
Drag him into this mess
Pierre
Salaud
Max
Thank you
Pierre
You shouldn’t
Max
Still taking it as a compliment
Charles
Back to George
Tell us your result and don’t behave like you´re actually embarrassed
Alex
Charles Is right
you got a lot of things you should be embarrassed about, this quiz isn’t one of them
Oscar
Besides, we can already guess what ship you got
George Russell
Mister Clever
LANDO
Georges getting grumpy
Kimi
You can be grumpy George but we want the answer
George Russsell
Fine.
God you’re annoying.
Every single one of you.
Fernando
That’s a little exaggerated.
George Russell
Most of you.
… Russtappen
Oscar
Why did I actually think he´d get another ship?
Alex
Part of me thought the same
George Russell
I would´ve preferred a different outcome to this situation too.
Max
Ouch?
LANDO
OHHHHH MY GOOOOFJKD
Oscar
You broke him
LANDO
That's a sign from the universe
George Russell
No
Kimi
Maybe?
George Russell
No.
Arvid
Maybe?
George Russell
No!
Carlos
Maybe?
George Russell
NO!
Max
He uses caps and punctuation. I would be careful
George Russelll
I´m deleting this group and blocking all of you.
Charles
Don’t be like that, George
LANDO
Don’t be like that, George!
Alex
Don’t be like that, George!
Max
Don’t be like that, Schatje!
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Kimi
Did I really just see that?
Oscar
You did
George Russell
I will kill you.
Lewis H.
…
So, if anyone is interested, my result was Russtappen.
LANDO
OMG
Kimi
I´m so sorry that I called you old Lewis!!!!
*George Russell left the chat*