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F1 Drivers 2026
07:21 PM
Kimi
I found a f1 y/n story on tiktok
Carlos
What´s y/n?
George Russell
No @Kimi.
Don´t start with that.
LANDO
Y/n literally means your name. That´s stories where y/n gets together with celebritis or athletes and the people reading can imagine themselves. So while reading you don’t think y/n does something, it would be Carlos dos something
Oscar
Why do you know so much about y/n stories?
LANDO
Don´t behave like you don´t know what this is. I saw you looking at edits from yourself last night
Alex
Last night?
Max
Why were you together last night?
LANDO
Use your brain genius
Max
You´re using my own bitchiness against me. Good
George Russell
Can we not insult each other?
Isack
That´s some intense story
George Russell
You already read it? Kimi sent the link 5 minutes ago
Isack
There are only four parts but damn …
Some stuff is happening
Carlos
So y/n is a girl and she likes Lando and Lando likes her back, but Charles also likes her
Kimi
and George. They are all in love with her.
Carlos
And she doesn’t choose Lando even though she likes him?
Ollie
That’s how y/n stories sometimes work. They are complicated before y/n gets her happy end
Charles
Oh wow, I’m head over heels for y/n
George Russell
Does everyone read this story?
Max
Yes
George Russell
Even you?
Max
Yes
Pierre
He is jealous because y/n doesn’t like him back
George Russell
Y/n is a fictional character …
Kimi
There are more parts on insta
Liam
this is captivating
Gabi
It is pretty interesting
LANDO
Damn! y/n and I skiped a few steps in our relationship and fucked
Oscar
I didn’t need this to be so graphic
Nando
Can someone send me the link? I can’t find the account on Instagram
Lance
You have Instagram?
Kimi
Sure https://instagram.com/landos-girl-part1-/j387=34d=38.html
Nando
Thank you
Charles
Why do I feel like I’m having sex with Lando?
LANDO
Oh goooood
Alex
A message I never thought I'd read
Max
This is so explicit
Landos hand slides up y/n´s thigh, his boner pressing against her back. Y/N can feel his arousal, the deep desire he feels for her.
(That was just for @George Russell so he knows what he´s missing)
George Russell
I couldn't have gone living without that knowledge.
Franco
is y/n some kind of whore?
Ollie
Don´t be harsh on her. She needs to sort out her feelings.
Franco
did you read part 11?
Ollie
not yet
LANDO
I´m at part 11
Carlos
Me too
Alex
Oh shit. Y/N gets around the grid
Charles
She sleeps with me now? And compares me with Lando while we´re still at it?
LANDO
That´s crazy
Max
And Lando is better
LANDO
I feel honored?
Oscar
Do you?
LANDO
Idk?
Max
Charles really knows how to use his tongue
Liam
I wonder how insta hasn't taken this down yet. I just read about Charles Leclerc eating me out?
Alex
Another sentence I never imagined reading
George Russell
You did what?
Max
I feel a little flustered tbh
George Russell
Don't push it Verstappen …
Pierre
We got jealous George
George Russell
I'm not jealous
Max
Good. Then I´ll keep imagining what Charles tongue can do.
George Russell
Don´t you dare or you don´t get my tongue for a month
Oscar
Can we not?
Isack
Now we´re getting explicit in every respect
Gabi
Too much information
LANDO
I can´t concantrate on reading the y/n story and the russtappen sexting
George Russell
That´s not sexting.
Valtteri
Were some sexy messages
George Russell
Back to the story.
Max
He´s shy
George Russell
Another word from you and you sleep on the couch tonight.
LANDO
Can I spoil part 14?
Kimi
Wait, I´m at part 13
Carlos
Things are getting spicy
Esteban
Things are slowly getting out of hand
Alex
I love that literally everybody besides George reads this story
Arvid
did y/n really just do that?
Liam
She did. My girl is getting every dick there is
Kimi
She sleeps with George too?!
Max
George and his beautiful, long and talented fingers
George Russell
Please don´t.
LANDO
Story George did
Carlos
3 drivers in 15 parts. This girl got some serious charm to her.
Charles
And she still hasn´t settled on Lando?
Alex
Now that she slept with all three of you and knows what you´re capable of she has to reconsider
Ollie
But Lando was the best?
Kimi
We know that Lando was better than Charles. Maybe George is some kind of sex god
Max
Can confirm
LANDO
Thanks for the important info
Oscar
Um …
Did someone read part 20?
Arvid
Getting there
Pierre
Reading it right now
Alex
That’s some plot twist right there
LANDO
She´s pregnant?
Liam
And she doesn’t know who the father is!?
Franco
I´m flabbergasted
Carlos
Don’t you know how to use a condom @Charles @LANDO @George Russell?
Oscar
I can tell you that we do
*This message has been deleted*
Kimi
My eyes
Gabi
What am I reading here?
Charles
In the span of a week y/n slept with George, Lando and me. Then another week passes and she´s pregnant? And any of us could be the father?
Alex
I love how you put it as if you'd all really slept with the same girl
Kimi
Now toto gets involved?
George Russell
Toto is part of the story?
LANDO
Yes and I don´t know if he´s the voice of reson or another romantic option?
Max
I think that would be funny as hell
Hulk
y/n didn’t stop with the drivers?
Gabi
Read the story so you know what happens
Hulk
I don´t want to read the story. I can´t read about fucking other drivers while I’m happy in love
Alex
Gabico crumbs? What’s happening
Arvid
cute
Gabi
I´m giving you the summary later
Hulk
You´re the best, mein Herzblatt
Max
Are you insulting him?
Hulk
No
Max
Good
George Russell
FatHeR MaX woRryIng aBoUt hIs cHiLd
Max
I feel like you're making fun of me
George Russell
Never, Darling
LANDO
Please get back to the importent stuff. y/n just talked to Toto about all the possible fathers of her child and Toto told her that he will speak to George
George Russell
Why just to me?
Oscar
I think it is because he is your team principle?
Ollie
@Oscar Are you at part 26?
Oscar
Just read it
LANDO
My dear Osc. Don´t let y/n sink her claws into you! You are to precios to sort out her mess!
Oscar
If I could change the story I would. I don´t want to be involved.
Franco
are you jealous that Lando might get the girl pregnant?
Oscar
No!
Max
He definitely is
Oscar
Am not
Liam
Who knows. Maybe Oscar will be the fourth option? So you can still be the dad
Kimi
Oh …
Gabi
Oh!!!
Oscar
I am the fourth option? I thought I was just a good friend
LANDO
You were good in all aspects, baby
George Russell
mh …
Max
I hope you feel the disappointment from George
Oscar
I feel disappointment for myself. Why did I do that? After she told me she is pregnant?
LANDO
We´re all really fucked up in this story
Charles
I want to punch story Charles? Can’t satisfy the girl and is rude to his engineer? What an asshole
Isack
I hope she doesn’t get involved with any more drivers. Maybe she should change the sport or the gender?
Carlos
I think she has enough of f1 drivers for now
Liam
Maybe she changes it up and goes for team principals?
Charles
Can you imagine y/n and fred?
LANDO
Why did you say that? Now I´m imagining it!!!
Franco
it can happen but I think y/n and Toto would be more likely. Their conversation was the first step to a liaison
Lewis H
Am I the friend who finally gives her good advice and doesn´t try anything?
Alex
Is anyone in this story even capable of giving good advice?
Oscar
Hey! I tried to giver her good advice and fell for her?
At least we didn’t sleep with each other … I think? I honestly can´t tell, maybe that’s just wishful thinking
LANDO
Good job at keeping your hands to yourself, Osc (mybe)
Oscar
Thanks, Lan
Kimi
At what part are you?
Lewis H
34.
LANDO
Damn you´re fast
Oscar
Looks like you are a few parts ahead of me
Lewis H
I would never tell her that. At this point she should do a DNA test, let the father pay child support and raise the kid herself. These men aren’t good enough for her.
Charles
Even though we talk about ourselves here I have to agree with you. She´s better off without us
LANDO
I thought about blackmailin her! I don’t even know why I would do that. I thought I loved her?
Oscar
You were desperate and didn’t know what else to do
LANDO
Still doesn’t exuse my behavior
Max
I love whatever is wrong with you
Alex
You´re one to talk
Liam
Part 39 is the season finale. What do we expect?
Nando
Chaos
Franco
another candidate as father of her child?
LANDO
Polyamory?
Arvid
I just hope y/n and her child survive
Isack
You think someone would kill her?
Arvid
Not that but people love cliffhangers and dramatic twists. Maybe she has a miscarriage or accident?
Kimi
That would be horrible
Liam
Don´t give Landosgirl ideas!
Carlos
I hope y/n and her child are fine
Oscar
Let´s read and see if she gets her happy end
George Russell
At least we´re done with this soon.
Kimi
Okay …
Charles
Didn’t expect that?
Oscar
I thought this story was realistic?
Alex
You think it’s realistic that one person can sleep with 4 different f1 drivers within a week?
Oscar
You´re right
LANDO
She had the child 4 months after she found out she is pregnent?
Isack
And 5 months after she slept with you, Charles and George
Max
Realism is dead
Liam
Am I dumb or do we still not know if she gets together with one of us?
Kimi
Theres an extra part
Ollie
Posted yesterday. We are lucky
LANDO
Hopefully y/n gets a good ending
Pierre
Would be nice
F1 Drivers 2026
07:46 PM
George Russell
y/n gets together with fucking Daniel Ricciardo?
Max
I knew you read the story!
LANDO
What the fuck is happening?
Alex
Where did he come from?
Kimi
This is pure chaos
Gabi
I don’t know what happens since y/n slept with George
Charles
Am I dead?
Lewis H
I think this was a valuable lesson for all of us to be careful with pretty woman that are weirdly fertile
Max
Won´t be a problem for me, but I need to keep an eye on George
George Russell
As if …
Charles
Guys, seriously. Am I dead?