Chapter Text
it was a normal day at hope's peak academy. hiyoko was complaining to mahiru about something completely meaningless she interperted, sonia was listening closely to gundham talking about some dark ethereal magic..? and akane and nekomaru were sparring in the yard.
hiyoko told mahiru she was going to rest in her cabin for a bit because she has had enough of everyone's annoying blathering today, especially mikan. extra extra emphasis on MIKAN. hiyoko walked to her cabin and saw ibuki on her way. annoying and stupid as always, ibuki stopped hiyoko. hiyoko was getting a headache at even looking at her because she needed her nap, sleep matters a lot for her skin so she always sleeps on time. and takes occasional naps.
"Hiyoko! Ibuki soooortaa needs a favour from you hiyoko!"
"get your nasty, infected, piercing filled body away from me." Hiyoko scoffed.
"swear you're gonna give me trypophobia if i keep on seeing you.."
"WAIT!! NONONO HIYOKO!"
ibuki ran infront of hiyoko and spread her arms and legs out like a wild woman so hiyoko couldn't pass.
"i barely do favours for mahiru, what makes you think i'll do a favour for you?"
"cuzzz...hiyoko likes..... ibuki's music?" ibuki shrugged hoping desperately for hiyoko to have a change of heart like a miracle.
"because it's the only good thing about you. now fuck off because i squish your face like i do with ants."
hiyoko shoved ibuki to the side and ibuki got slammed onto the side rails. hiyoko turned her back towards ibuki and FUCKING FINALLY went towards her dorm but NOPE!!! ibuki clung onto hiyoko's kimono and pulled hiyoko back to look at her. ibuki was on her god damn knees.
"PLEASEEE HIYOKO!! IBUKI'S DESPERATE!! IBUKI WILL BUY HIYOKO CRUMPETS!!!!"
silence.
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"how many we talking?"
"however much hiyoko wants." ibuki says pleadingly with puppy eyes.
hiyoko giggled and covered her mouth while giggling with her sleeves but doesn't seem like she's trying to cover her laugh up at all, her snickering is very audible.
"aha-hah! seems like you actually have some braincells in that head of yours. get me 50."
"C'MON!! PLEASEEEE HIYOKOOOO!!!!!"
"okay ugh then, eight." hiyoko grumbled under her breath, clearly salty. "lying deceiving punk bitch..."
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ibuki sighed and looked to the side dissapointedly, clearly too dramatic for her own good. hiyoko scrunched her face in disgust as ibuki did so.
"ibuki's too broke for that kinda money.."
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? YOU'RE BROKE TOO!? GET YOUR GREASY HANDS OFF MY KIMONO THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
hiyoko swatted ibuki's hand off her kimono and rubbed off the part where ibuki touched.
"IBUKI'S SOOOORRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
ibuki fake sniffled for pity points from hiyoko that noy even mahiru could get. so she was attempting to reach an impossible goal with knowing it.
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"fine then you cheap bitch, five."
ibuki's eyes lit up like her whole world brightened.
"THANK YOU!!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANK YOU SOOO MUCH HIYOKO!!!!"
"yeah yeah i already know how wonderful am. what do you so desperately want anyway?"
"eheheh well.. ibuki sorta.. broke her guitar?"
"are you fucking kidding me ibuki."
"whaaaatt? ibuki's in a rush and you're the first person ibuki saw so.. please help ibuki!!"
"we have. a fucking. ULTIMATE ENGINEER. IN THIS GODFORSAKEN SCHOOL. GO ANNOY THAT FUCKING CREEP."
"ehhh well.. kazuichi gets kinda... freakish? when ibuki disrupt his stalking time?"
"i could imagine."
"it's fine though cuz peko came and saved the day!!" ibuki excalaimed.
"whatever. where's your trashy guitar anyway? i just want to get away from you as fast as possible."
ibuki gasped, with extra exclamation points of coure.
"THANK YOU HIYOKO!!"
"shut it i already accepte-"
"MWA!!"
ibuki bended over a bit and kissed hiyoko's cheek.
"what the fuck..? EW! EW!! EW!!!"
hiyoko aggressively wiped her cheek with her sleeve while ibuki happily skipped away.
"YOU CREEP!!! UGGGHHHHH!!!!!!"
ibuki heard hiyoko but chose to ignore hiyoko cuz she's tuff like that.