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Summary:

Ilya is outed after the trip to the kingfisher.
With his Visa on the line, the cens come up with a plan to keep him around.
What could go wrong??

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Hockey Buzz
@HockeyBuzz

Fan recording appears to show Centaurs star Ilya Rozanov "Coming out" to teammate Troy Barrett. This would make Rozanov only the second out and active player! No comment yet from CensHQ.

09:56 PM · Dec 21 2020


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boston hodown @MamMiaItsMaario · Dec 21 2020 Replying to @HockeyBuzz

holy shit. holy shit. oh fuck oh fuck

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SariahJane
@Sariahhh

Guys... has anyone else seen this video?? like how can they even deny it??? he says it IN THE VIDEO. caught in 4K

09:56 PM · Dec 21 2020


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OttawaOtter @Olliepopper · Dec 21 2020 Replying to @Sariahhh

they cant. they are so cooked

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MollyCatcher @Mollstheword · Replying to @Olliepopper

fr were living in the end times. pussy king ILYA ROZANOV likes dick??

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Divadowner @divadownunder · Replying to @mollstheworld

end times? nah bb these are the blessed times, welcome to the #rainbowarmy rozanov

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Mell
@Meetonbroadway

I am not shocked Roz is bi... I'm shocked he told Troy FUCKING Barrett first?? like wtf

09:56 PM · Dec 21 2020


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MaybeMina @Maybeeeeeelieve · Dec 21 2020 Replying to @Meetonbroadway

tbf we don't know that he did. troys only been a cen for a few months, maybe Roz was just bringing him in on it, like the other guys already know??

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make me puck @hayesleftsock · Replying to @Maybeeeeeelieve

yes this!!! theres no way king homophobe barrett is the first one roz would come out to, that would be insane

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marconopolo @likethmints · Replying to @hayesleftsock

do we think roz was laying down the law??? letting barrett know this shit won't stand in Ottawa? #myking

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Shilya<3 @hollanovmaker · Replying to @hayesleftsock

obviously Shane was the first to know!! I bet he's been helping guide Ilya through telling his teammates #truelove

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hayesleftsock @make me puck · Replying to @hollanovmaker

nurse they're out again...

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Cens!!

Harris

Lock it down! Absolutely no posts, no likes, no shady retweets from private accounts!

Wyatt

Got it

Bood

Got it

Pointy

I dont have twitter so...

Boyle

huh?

Harris

if you don't know, you don't need to know. STAY OFFLINE

Go Centaurs!
@OttawaCensHQ

We are aware of a video circulating featuring two of our players. This video depicts a private conversation that was not meant to be shared publicly. CensHQ will not comment on the contents of the video and ask everyone to respect the privacy of our players.

12:00 PM · Jan 1, 2024


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OttaWINS(sometimes) @mikeymakesplays · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @exampleuser

so... it's real then??

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RTEng
@RTnews

Russian authorities decline to give statement on video of NHL star Ilya Rozanov.

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Pride Found Me? @Gaybaby · Replying to @RTnews

wait what? why would the authorities be involved? he's bi not a serial killer

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Pucks DeEp @sarah0210 · Replying to @Gaybaby

oh hunny... he'd get less jail time in russia if he was a serial killer...

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Pride Found Me? @gaybaby · Replying to @sarah0210

WHAT???

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Cens!!

Boyle

HARRIS! is this true??? can Roz go to jail for this video??

Harris

That's what we're trying to figure out. NOW PLEASE GET OFF TWITTER

Bood

WTF?? Actually?

Wyatt

no you're joking, because thats twisted

Harris

It is not illegal to be gay in Russia, but it is illegal to promote homosexuality.

Ilya is one of the most famous Russian players in a generation.

It is entirely possible they see this as him "endorsing" the lifestyle.

Chouinard

WTF! could they deport him??

Harris

We're trying to stop that happening. Please just stay offline!

Bood

Nah, fuck that! To the BatChat Boys!

Harris

BatChat?????

Guys??

PLEASE do not do anything!

BatChat

Bood

We CANNOT let rozzy get deported for this

Wyatt

Obviously!

Chouinard

but what can we do?

Wyatt

...

Boyle

...

Chouinard

real helpful guys

Wyatt

Do you have any ideas?

Dykstra

Holy shit, we're using the BatChat?

What's going on

Wyatt

Dude have you not been online?

Dykstra

Harris told us not to?

Wyatt

Teachers pet

Bood

SHIT GUYS. It just got so much worse!

Bood

Weibe just called me... they've benched Rozzy

Wyatt

WTF

Boyle

fucking what???

NHL Official
@NHL

Ilya Rozanov has been suspended pending a review of his recent public behaviour.

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here for the lols @seniorstress · Replying to @NHL

oh shit

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Sassy Lou @sar78210 · Replying to @Gaybaby

Roger Crowell, I am in your walls

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Pride Found Me? @gaybaby · Replying to @NHL

WHAT???THE???FUCK???

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BatChat

Bood

We've gotta do something!

Wyatt

Lisa said I can marry him

Boyle

And that'll help how??

Wyatt

Well it'll keep him in the country!

Bood

Wyatt, you're ALREADY married

Bood

We haven't got time for you to get divorced!

Boyle

Wait, you're being serious??

Wyatt

Obviously??

Chouinard

Damn, I'm married too!

Chouinard

SHIT. Don't tell Selena I said that!

Dykstra

Cait said the same!

Boyle

You're forgetting that he just got suspended for saying he's gay

What do you think they'll do if he actually marrys a dude?

Bood

That's not very ally of you

Wyatt

*Bisexual

Boyle

Sorry! He just got suspended for saying he's BISEXUAL

Wyatt

Vaughny say's he's got some friends that will marry Roz, but they're all stateside :(

Boyle

Why is marriage the only option here???

Bood

No but actually!!

Boyle

??

Bood

Dyky you're right, they suspended him for SAYING he's Bi, but they can't suspend all of us?

What if we all proposed? Publicly, get all the cool players on the teams to start getting hot for rozzy

Make it go viral and shit. They'd either have to suspend half the league, or admit this is homophobic bullshit

We keep cap on the ice and maybe we find him a nice spouse to keep him in the country!

Wyatt

I'll start messaging some of the guys from All Stars

Chouinard

I know some guys on the west coast who'll be down!

Bood

Damn fucking right boys

Boyle

Wait, won't this make it way worse for him with Russia??

Wyatt

Fuck yeah maybe??

Dykstra

Yeah, Harris said they could send him to jail just for speaking about this stuff

Bood

I'm buying a standby ticket for Vegas.

The MINUTE he gets a proposal from someone he likes... we're going to the chapel baby

Wyatt

FOOLPROOF BABY

Chouinard

The BatChat strikes again!