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It’s a nice sunny morning outside which obviously calls for a sweet treat. You were on your way to a waxing appointment and could use a pick me up.
You type in a number as you walk to the Dunkin down the street.
“My favorite Abboooooot!”
You giggle at the drawn out name.
“To what do I owe the pleasure of this call?”
“Oh Shen, my dearest Dunkin bestie. Do you want something before I drop by?”
You pull the phone away as you hear an excited ‘YESSS’ echo through the other side.
“Your usual, Shen?”
“Yes please! You’re amazing Mrs. Abbot,” he praises you “Abbot’s lucky he got to you first or I'd marry you right now.”
A gruff voice yells from the other side
‘Not even in your wildest dreams Shen! She’s spoken for!’
Ahhh your lovely husband.
You smile as you open the door to the shop
“Tell him I’ll be there soon. See ya John.”
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When you walk through the doors into the Pitt, Dana waves excitedly from the desk.
“Oh my beautiful girl! What brings you by?”
You hold up the drink tray with yours and Shen’s drinks.
“Had to bring the caffeine king something before shift ends and to come see my husband.”
She shakes her head in amusement.
Before you can go look for Jack, hands cover your eyes.
“Pleaseee tell me you don’t have a husband, sweetheart. I might have to fight him and steal you away.”
Speaking of the man of the hour.
You turn around in his arms raise an eyebrow at him
“You’re just hilarious aren’t you, Jack Abbot?”
He smirks and places his hands around your waist.
“My wife thinks so, so yes, Mrs. Abbot.”
You playfully swat him with a hand.
“Hey! Careful with the precious cargo Abbot!”
Shen jogs towards you and immediately grabs his drink.
“You’re the best!”
“Yeah yeah Shen,” you tease and give him a side hug.
“Okay okay, hands off my girl.” Jack gently pulls you away from Shen and hugs you against him.
John laughs and takes a sip of his coffee.
“You’re so caveman over her man, sooo whipped.”
‘Huh’ you think
Wouldn’t hurt to test that theory for fun.
Suddenly your phone rings.
The name of the waxing place pops up on the screen.
You turn to Jack “Hey baby, I’ve gotta take this real quick.”
He nods and leaves you with a quick kiss to the forehead.
The lady on the phone explains that your regular waxer is out sick and wanted to let you know another person was available to do the appointment.
Obviously that was fine but then an idea pops in your head and you ask her to just play along.
Perfect!
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Jack watches you silently from the nurses station, always a protective eye on you.
You’re not standing too far so he can hear the tidbits of your phone call.
What he doesn’t know is you’re about to play a little joke on him for shits and giggles.
“Yeah. Uh huh. Seriously? Who’s available for that time? James? I mean, as long as he does a good job then I’m fine with it.”
You wish her a good day and he sees you sigh as you make your way back to him.
“What’s wrong honey?” he asks, leaning over the desk.
You roll your neck as you look at him.
“My normal waxer Brielle is out sick today so I had to pick someone else to do my appointment.”
He shrugs his shoulders a little bit “It’ll be okay baby. I’m sure they had some other options and then Brielle will be back next time.”
You nod as you check your texts.
“Yeah, they said James was available at my time so I’m hoping he’s good.”
Jack's head quickly faces you at the name of a man.
“Who the hell is James?”
You look up at him “James. The person they have in place of Brielle. The waxer?”
Jack slowly stands to his feet and walks around the desk towards you, trying to keep his composure.
“And what exactly are you getting waxed today, sweetheart?”
Here it goes.
“I’m getting a full Brazilian.”
You had never seen his eyes get so wide.
“You know,” you really emphasize it “where they get the whole thing down there and then between my assch—“
Jack interrupts you, not needing to know more.
“Yeah no. Honey, no man who knows what’s best for him is going near my wife’s vagina and ass” he quietly hissed out the last part of the sentence.
“Baby, he’s a professional. It’ll be quick and trust me,” you hold your wedding ring in his face “this ring lets any guy know I’m spoken for.”
Jack knows you’d never let a man try anything with you but it’s other guys he doesn’t trust.
You’re without a doubt the most gorgeous woman he’s ever seen and he hates the thought of any man thinking they’d have a chance to have you.
You’re his.
“Look sweetheart, let me pay for the supplies you need for the waxing. Then when we get home I can do it for you.”
You hold back the laugh you’re ready to let out.
“D-do what for me?” you smile
He gestures towards your crotch area.
“All that. I could learn. Then if Brielle is ever out again I can help out and not fucking Jamie.”
“James” you correct
He rolls his eyes and crosses his arms “Same fucking thing.”
You smile wide as you walk up to him and wrap your arms around his neck.
Your fingernails gently scratch through the gray curls at the base of his neck.
“Would you hate me if I said I was joking about all of that?”
He raised an eyebrow “So no James?”
“No James” you shake your head.
“Brielle really is out but Samantha is doing the waxing.”
You watch Jack let out a breath in relief.
“Thank god. I was ready to strangle him if he touched you.”
That gets a laugh out of you.
“You’re a softie J, you’d never do that.”
He presses a kiss to your forehead as he hugs you close.
“I would do anything for you. I’m only a softie for my wife, no one else.”
You run a hand up and down his back “It’s also sweet that you offered to wax me instead. You’re the best husband ever.”
“The offer still stands sweetheart.”
You chuckle “I’ll pass for today big guy, but I’ll keep that in mind. I do have to go now but I’ll see you at home. Then you can tell me if Samantha did a good job” you wink
He bites his lip in amusement as you back away from him “I definitely will Mrs. Abbot. I love you.”
You give him a flirty wave “I love you more Mr. Abbot.”