Prestidigitation

Tony wasn't impressed with their new teammate. Gibbs had picked her, which only meant she had awesome skills. True, she was faster than Tony at solving the crimes usually, but what bothered him the most was her red hair.

Not only was she showing Tony up every time he turned around, she didn't even lose her cool when pranked. In fact, she was so indifferent you couldn't tell she'd been pranked. On top of that, her red hair garnered Gibbs attention and she clearly wouldn't mind a tumble between the sheets with Gibbs.

Tony kept looking for something wrong with her as he was afraid she would replace him in Gibbs affections if he didn't find something soon. He tried and tried to throw her off her game even daring her to do a magic trick. All that accomplished was proving how proficient she was in prestidigitation.

Tony began to despair of finding anything wrong with her. She was just perfect. He even asked Tim to help. That's how desperate Tony was to find something wrong with her. Tim just rolled his eyes and stated, “You're missing the most obvious. She's not you, Tony.”