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Froggy and Grox were very known as enemies, you'd really need to be an imbecile not to know that... Especially in Grox's or Froggy's kingdom (they were literally split only by a big ahh wall)
Those two idiots started wars over smallest inconveniences, bad moods, or just because one said the other looked bad... Grox's kingdom was lower in people, well most of the time
They were actually pretty even, it's just that Grox slaughtered half of the villagers every three seconds... No matter if hey we're actually doing something bad or just innocent.
Their fathers (purely here for the plot...) also knew it, they didn't like it, it wasted their sources... The two young man were doing terrible decisions
So for some goddamn reason, they thought that getting those two a marriage was an absolutely great idea! BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY SOLVING THE PROBLEM!
Yep, it was a good idea, but not for Froggy and Grox
It was a good idea for their parents... If they were married the two man wouldn't make so many wars...
That meant more villager actually alive and paying taxes, less equipment wasted
And obviously both of the kingdoms would have an alliance... Split in two they were already pretty powerful.
But together? That would be able to beat ANY other kingdom, powerful ones... Every war would be so easy...
And as expected Grox and froggy were NOT happy about it at all.
Froggy was told when he was in his room
Who would be happy to hear "Oh you're marrying your enemy! Isn't that great?" Form their father
Froggy argued with his dad, a quite lot but just gave up after a few hours. While Grox just kinda... Accepted it. He didn't really want to argue.
It was pretty moody the whole day. The weather was terrible for the last few weeks, and probably longer, they wished that it'll rain on the wedding day too so it'll get moved or cancelled
It was like kids praying for the school to burn down so that they didn't have to go.
But it was more of a "I have 5 exams and the kids bully me" not wanting to go...
They were very visibly somewhere between pissed, and totally terrified. The villagers knew not to ask,
One did and got a bullet in his head that was a clear "leave me alone" for the people...
Froggy was pretty much lost in thoughts. How the hell where they even supposed to share a castle, fuck the castle, HOW WOULD THEY STAY ALIVE IN ONE ROOM?
That was a terrible idea...
It was...
Actually scary to think of. Really.
Really scary.
Well at least for the two of them. Because their father's were clearly happy...
They were already making plans for the wedding, for some fucking reason Froggy was supposed to wear the dress.
And of course Grox already made a stupid joke about it.
BUT yet they didn't really talk to eachother that much... After well finding out their parents little plan...
It felt disgusting to think of that... They wouldn't need to kiss tho- right? NOW GROX WAS THE ONE OVERTHINKING. He wouldn't like kissing that guy, and neither would Froggy like kissing him...
Well yeah, Grox was a half-whither he would poison that guy... So of course he wouldn't like it...
Unless that freak was into weird stuff.