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Argot
Tony couldn’t believe they were here. Sure politics were dangerous, but since when did that require NCIS to mingle with random Senators. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Senior had somehow conned his way in because he spoke the politician’s argot.
Tony kept trying to find an upside to this, but beyond being able to charge NCIS for his new expensive suit, he couldn’t find anything. He was bored beyond belief and really tempted to do something to shake up the whole thing. He hoped that whatever they were worried about happened.
At least if there was a threat to deal with he’d have something to do that didn’t involve wanting to shoot himself or listening to his father schmooze the heck out of everyone and making him feel inadequate.
