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gaster was sitting in his silly little chair eating like cheetos or something going "👏aahh👏👏👏👏hahaah👏👏👏yyaayy👏👏👏👏👏👏yy👏y👏yayyy👏👏hahha👏👏" but then he accidentally pressed the big red evil button labeled button that gives kris deltarune celiacs disease and Gaster went like "ohh fuck my big red evil button that gives kris deltarune celiacs disease fuckkkkkkkkk I'm so fucked I'm gonna lose my job man!!"
and in hometown kris is like eating big as fuck cartoon style burger but when they eat it they fucking die and evaporate into water vapor and become part of the water cycle and Susie is like. really chill about this she take the sanewich and save it for them when they come back maybe cuz she's just a chill guy y'know. she's cool like that. she's cool like. that. and she has the cool Susie deltarune swag
anyways ralsei hear this and they are big evil fuckoff dragon now and she finds jarona boy( I forgot his name for a sec) and strangles him and kills him to death because everyone think it's floweryes fault... which is not true!!! it was double d gaster from deltarune built it all from an empty room. 😕 but yeah that happens, also because they kind of just wanted an excuse to kill him I guess? but it's okay. shes literally nice so it's okay. gaster get fired from his job also