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Asta and Harry, sitting on [dozen] a tree,
H—U—G—G—I—N—G!
And when I feel some misery,
I'll watch you guys impatiently.
It won't feel as rewarding, though,
As the first time I watched this show.
What I'd give to rediscover
How you two teach love each other!
Soulmates, indeed, through the dark 'n' cold
Winter-laden mining town's stories half-told.
It's history rich in spirit, its people full of heart.
Wholesome, all the way, from the very start.
To the 59 who risked their lives and went down to save one!
8.5 billion were saved several times because empathy won.
And, also, of course, because Harry's the smartest being.
He and Max taught us the value of believing over seeing.
Were they friends? Was Harry his second dad?
Well, he's got baby mommas in three species, if Liza you add.
And Bridget and the birdies and Heather his destiny.
But let's pretend the whole gang meets up yearly. It's fantasy!
I'll miss ya, Sheriff Mike, your funny ramblings always on track,
The way you bespoke macho became the Big Black Man In Black.
I'll miss ya, Deputy Liv, how you stuck to your beliefs and just
Never gave up on what you felt was right. In Livtuition we trust!
I'll miss ya, Judy Popper, uh, Cooter, uh, Cooper! Ya loyal skank!
The best friend to everyone. I wish you'd gotten more thanks.
I'll....kinda...miss ya, Ellen. You kept'em all on their toes.
I'll miss ya, John. Little screentime, but always a hubby and bro.
[Jimmy, I won't miss ya, but I think Harry and Asta would hope you get betta]
Jay, wherever you stay, no matter what they say, you'll be okay.
Your mom tried her best, and look who you're becoming!
You're a free bird, unchained by her past. Spread your wings and
never forget where you came from. Community is strength.
Dan the man, who never deserted his child.
Your will impressive, your temper gently mild.
Whether you're rocking or serving Jon's fries,
You deserve the happiness you gave. And also, pies.
Ben and Kate, I....I'll be honest, I'm not even close to being sure.
I'd love to mock you two, but for that, like y'all, I'm too insecure.
Still, Mayor Snowflake grew some balls, hopefully more.
She, the better half, a mom with career and causes to fight for.
I wish you best of all lucks in all your endeavors. And presents!
Heh? Like, hardly present? No offense, but ya were shitty parents.
Like, I hope you're trying better for Max and now, also, Bella.
And fuck Jessup and their fake-ass mayor wannabe fella!
Max, young Max, you've grown and got wise....r, somewhat.
Started out lonely, now with friends and a planet on watch.
Sahar, your character could have needed more growth.
Still, you were there for him. Always. You need each other both.
People may not believe you, you're gonna have to live with it.
As long as you're together, and maybe kiss, cuz I ship it!...
Uhh, too young. Either way, Alien Trackers, farewell!
Also, no nasty words like shit, piss, dink, fuck or hell!
D'arcy. Let's not pretend some times weren't a shit show, a ride.
One hell of a ride. You're a friend noone should keep outside.
You've been fighting your demons. Sometimes, you fell back.
You can't win against destiny, but get ready for the attack.
Watching you and Asta be friends was a privilege and joy,
While, at times, I facepalmed at some of your dumbest ploys.
You've failed at success and a are successful failure. A mess.
A mess I admire so much. U da process of becoming success!
To Liv's Nana, the psycho killer agent and kinda her partner even Though he kinda became good at the end, Jimmy somewhat, the Greys, Harry's dad, the shitty company that poisoned Hawthorne Creek, the government, the corrupt Housing Council, human Harry and the Mantid: fuck you and I'll see you in hell
To Joseph, Elliot, Number 42, General McCallister, Peter, Robert, Bruce, Bridget, Sam Hodges and his widow, human Harry's ex Wife, Liza, Max' and Sahar's friends, Kayla, the whole Ute rez, Heather, agent Torres, the FBI lady, Goliath's wife, that one Window repair guy, all the other town residents, and anyone else I Hope I haven't forgotten: thank y'all so much for being awesome
Asta, Asta, don'tcha worry.
Unlike you, I'm not in Harry...uh...a hurry.
Ok, I admit it, I was kinda rooting for you two to become more.
And more than friends you became. A symbol for:
Love. Humanity. Kindness. The will to try to matter
And make everyone around you and their lives better.
You always made the world a more wonderful place,
Whether at the restaurant or as nurse. Also, gurl, you save face!
Crush aside. Despite your struggles, and thanks to your friends
And family, whose help you learned to accept, at wits' ends
You're still not. You didn't save the world by having use.
You saved her by staying true to what's important: you.
Thank you, Asta Twelvetrees, for the pride you always displayed.
By showing a stranger his, you slowly found your own happy way.
And now....
I don't want this.
I don't want this to end.
Son Of A Bitch!
You know what, Harry?
This is some bullshit!
Why did you have to go back? Why did it have to be canceled?
I would've loved ten more seasons, forever events, 'til...
I don't know. Maybe this would've become a toxic love.
A love always needy, desperate for a UFO sign above.
I smile because it happened, yet still cry, for it's over.
Starships were meant to fly, and none of us are sober.
You came to destroy us all, and yet us all you became.
A "heartless" being lived, laughed, loved in this place. Same.
Thank you for the gift of being human. I hope you...
You are going to relive it, again, one day. I hope it'll come true.
Or are you still human and will stay like this forever?
Remember: you're your experiences. And everyone. Ever.
The foreigner learned the tongue of the Native and thrived.
Risked death for strangers, because they blessed him with life.
Whether there's a coupon for pizza. Whether Allah knows or not.
Whether you killed, and at least felt bad, or whether less. Or not...
You're not perfect. I mean both you and the show.
Plot points were unresolved, some scenes too slow.
Like the dialogue. Sometimes too much. I still need more, though.
On a Powwow I wish I could see you all. Yes, I know...
Nanama. I will try to keep it in my soul.
Thank you, Harry, for helping me grow.
Thank you all so much for making me grow.
And laugh and cry and groan and....and...
Thank you, Resident Alien,
For showing me Patience.
PS: Sorry, Human Ethan.
Good luck, New town doctor Ethan.
Harry was here.
Let's do this one more time.