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Froggydude gets CJD and fucking dies

Summary:

CJD or Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease is a prion disease which causes neurodegeneration in the patient, this disease can be transmitted by consuming and digesting infected meat/vegetation, it twist healthy protiens into an abnormal three-dimentional structured prions which can lead to other protiens and prions in the brain following suit which causes the brain to collapse

i am very fixated on this topic

Notes:

wsg faggots this is a satirical post of froggy getting a prion disease because i'm bored and haven't really been able to work on my main fanfic so yh

Chapter 1: Signs? Wats dat

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A wild beast is what this frog was, hypercarnivious being, feasting on anything it could, mutated into a creature somewhat resembling a player yet acted as none, feasting on whoever dared join its server with an endless hunger unimaginable to any human

This beast could hunt endlessly for days without growing tired, evolving to beat its victims, getting to a near indestructable phase, running faster than anything in this godless world

 

....yet one man stayed..

 

"Lord Grox!"

A frantic scream from one of his guards, shaking as they kneeled before his throne, blood splatter across their faces like a parade The Lord had missed

He groaned, annoyed over these Villagers ai getting terrorized by anything

"What the hell happened to you boys?" Grox looked down at them with a slight disgust in his voice, his meatless face unreadable

"I-it's Froggydude..." The guard stammered looking up at his Lord, "He's- he's gone rogue!"

 

Well that wasn't exactly new to him, that frog was barely even humane half the time! What could he have possibly done now?

Fortunately for Grox he wouldn't have to wait all too long for his guard would start explaining immediately

"He's eaten all the sheep, a full massacre! He didn't even spare the farmers this tine... it were a bloodbath! Please my lord, stop him..!" The guard begged, his voice trembling as he seemed to recall the attack which had just occured a few minutes ago

...

 

"Which sheep?"

"The sheep out west, sir"

"In the far ends?"

"Correct, sir..."

...

 

shit...

 


 

 

Froggy sprinted back to his hideout, for whatever reason running on all fours like he's an actual animal– although he technically is

Slipping every other toss of his body he managed to somehow flip his body fully, falling down a hole conveniently in line of sight of Nerd Villager

 

"Froggydude! Are you alright?" He sputtered, running over to the frog immediately

Froggy simply sat up from his spot and got back up to running back to base without answer

Nerd just watched him run with a slight annoyance, still having a hard time to fully understand him and his weirdly unique quirks

"Don't die!" Nerd shouted

"I RESPAWN!"

 

Nerd sighed… by notch he was tired of this man