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“Stop!”
“There’s no one here!”
“Doesn’t matter! A child could see from a window.”
“Ever since you’ve become a mum you’re no fun anymore.”
“I’ve never been fun.”
“Says you.”
“Yes, I do. And I still hold you personally responsible for the mum thing.”
“Aww, but you love it, admit it!”
“Our little Molly? Of course. The pregnancy? Not so much. Which was entirely your fault.”
“I distinctly remember you being involved.”
“Michael, disrespect this traffic light and face my wrath!”
“Tori, I’ll gladly face your wrath for the rest of my life!”
“Good. That’s what you’ve signed up for.”