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● = Bulb
★ = Facty
- Facty had been living with their friends for a while now but one friend always catches their eye.
-That one friend is Bulb. Bulb has always been trying to have that same enthusiasm as Facty but still keeps it chill too. That always makes them laugh.
- Facty got back from the grocery store to buy some eggs. They are still pissed at that damned roomba but who cares the roomba is gone its not like a roomba is gonna pop out of-
●: "Hey Facty look! Martian gave us an old Roomba!"
- Facty is FROZEN in fear. Oh god is that gonna eat his eggs? I mean it could be the old soul of the previous one...
●: "Uhh are you ok Facty? Your eye is twit-"
★: "GET THAT MOTHER PUCKING LIFE SUCKING THING OUT OF MY FACE!!!!"
- Bulb just remembers the story with Facty's deviled egg and the roomba and sees eggs in Facty's bags. He checks if its off and sure enough it is
●: "Dude are you scared of a roomba? Its turned off right now."
★: "GET IT- *sniffle* GET IT AWAY!!!"
- Facty puts the groceries down in a panic and runs to the couch. Bulb finds this funny and goes to him shoving the roomba in their face
●: "Oooo I'm a roomba oooo *chuckle*"
- Facty starts to cry and hides his face in his hands and now Bulb feels guilty.
●: "Aw fiddlesticks, look I'm sorry Facty please don't cry..."
★: "Get the roomba... out of my *hiccup* property.."
●: "I'll let you destroy-"
- Facty snatches the roomba out of Bulb's hands not even letting Bulb finish his sentence before smashing it into pieces on the ground.
- Bulb kneels down next to Facty putting a hand on their shoulder.
●: "Look Facty, I'm so sorry I forgot you hated roombas. I'll talk to Martian later.. oh and I know a way to cheer you up."
- Facty looks at Bulb waiting for him to continue. Bulb cups their face and catches Facty's lips with his.
- Facty doesn't know how to react. They're just in their own zone and is enjoying the hell out of it. Eventually, Bulb pulls away and says
●: "Lets go make some deviled eggs eh?"
★: "Yes! Gooey creamy deliciousness!"
- They stand up and head to the kitchen to make some deviled eggs.