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# general: plotting world domination!!!
10 April 2026
Good to see you, asjjshajshjgsak. Today at 20:12
asjjshajshjgsak 20:12
HHELO
asjjshajshjgsak 20:12
HELLO*
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hI
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HI
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HI
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HHI
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HI
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oh
you actually got discord
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HIHI
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HI
asjjshajshjgsak 20:12
YEAHHH!!
Although m plew u…
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husband #2 20:12
literally incomprehensible. thanks
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hi
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HI
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HHI
asjjshajshjgsak 20:12
PHONE NEARLY BLEW UP
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Hi
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kou you need a new phone. immediately
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Hi
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HI
asjjshajshjgsak 20:12
No
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i guess man
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HIHIHIHI
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HHI
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CALM DOWN YOKOO.
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you dont need t obe doing all that
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.
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HI
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husband #1 20:19
why is he offline 😭
husband #2 20:19
his crusty 4000 year old phone mustve finally drawn its final breath
husband #1 20:19
why are we writing straight up poetry
its nnot that serious lad
husband #2 20:19
“lad”. what does that word even mean
husband #1 20:19
u dont know what lad means??
i always say that though lad
my HUSBAND of all people should know that lad
husband #2 20:19
you have NEVER said this beofre
husband #1 20:19
i CANT BELIEVEYOU DONT KNOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE ABOUT ME
husband #2 20:19
were not getting a divorce. sop
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SOP 😭⚽
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⚽??
asjjshajshjgsak 20:20
HELLO IAM BACK
husband #1 20:20
hi back!! im yokoo!!1!!11!!
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were executing you
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WHAT NO WHY
asjjshajshjgsak 20:20
MY POHONE WENT BALCK AND WOULDN’T TURN BACK ON SO I AM ON THE. OCMPUTR NOW
husband #2 20:20
WHY ARE WE YELLING
asjjshajshjgsak 20:20
CSPS LOCK BROKE
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DIDE
GET A NEW COMPTER 💔💔
asjjshajshjgsak 20:20
NO
husband #2 20:20
MY EARS HURT WITH ALL THIS YELLOING
husband #1 20:20
YES
URS IS BARELY FUNCTIONAL
asjjshajshjgsak 20:20
IT’S SO FUNCITONAL!!!! I’M TEXTING YOU AREN’T I
husband #1 20:20
YEA BUT CAN U DO *ANYTHING* ELSE??
asjjshajshjgsak 20:20
YES!!
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like WHAT
asjjshajshjgsak 20:20
SCHOOLWOKR
I’LL OPEN UP A TSB RIGHT NOW
husband #2 20:24
.
do you think his computer screen went black too
husband #1 20:24
omfg 😭
husband #1 20:30
is he not coming back 😭😭
husband #2 20:30
pretty sure hes dead
@asjjshajshjgsak
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@asjjshajshjgsak~
@asjjshajshjgsak
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@asjjshajshjgsak
kou please come back i need your homemade sweets,,,,
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wait
his naame needs to be changed~
husband #2 20:30
oohhhh truth
New
husband #3 20:57
Guys is ot bad that there’s smoke. Comping out of my computer?
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