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Tangrilla Abridged

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A shitpost of an old 60's Tang commercial preaching for the holy soda Tang.

OH I DO SO DESPISE THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES THAT PLAGUE MY INTERNET! AND I ESPECIALLY DESPISE WHEN INDIVIDUALS USE THEM TO MY CHAGRIN ONTO MY FAN-WRITTEN FICTION WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!!!!!!

English: I DO NOT CONSENT TO AI GENERATION!!!!!!!

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Bugs Bunny: Thanks, fellas!

Unknown Distant Zim's Voice: WHO ARE YOU!?

Bugs Bunny: (PROFESSOR TRIPLE EXTRA LARGE face) TRIPLE EXTRA LARGE (Carlos from the racist/specist? and plot convenient HOP movie) bonnee (Buzz voice) MISSES... NESBITT!

[In the shot where the camera is farther from the ship]

Bugs Bunny: Now SHUT YOUR TRAP *his ship pulls out a stock hand with a water gun labeled "not tang"*

[But then, Marvin the Martian's ship pulls up in his swanky ship before Bugs could realize his guy's outta not tang]

Bugs Bunny: DOOR STUCK!

Marvin: (dancing in his ship for only these three words at 5:22 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0WAwOE_ogg) I'm a MARTIAN! (And has a BFDI mouth for only this moment) And is that potato salad?

[The Gun turns backwards so Bugs can look.]

Bugs: uhh

Marvin: Goody, goody- WHATDIDYOUSAY-

Bugs: yes

Marvin: (Bomby's voice, now he has an edited Nurp-Naut's jaw for this moment) I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT! I'M going to Tangrilla

Bugs: why?

Marvin: It obsctructs my view of Earth so it can blow it up

Bugs: then don't

Marvin: (Nurp's voice) NO *bangs his fist on his ship* we (Looney Tunes music video clip) MARTIAN (back to normal) mix Tang by the

Bugs Bunny: Earth mix Tang by the (Grunkle Stan voice) bottomless pit

[Vine boom noise wirh an appearance of a bottomless pit filled with Tang]

Marvin the Martian: We MARITANS mix potato salad by the glassful

[Spongebob shock trumpet noise "BWAAAAAAAM!" as we see a clip of Athena P drinking the Great Wolf Lodge ranch milkshake]

Marvin the Martian: NO!

[Cut to him drinking noisily out of a MARTIAN brand ranch milkshake.]

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