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[METAL SCREECHING NOISE.....
Preschool Prep marketable mascot: Preschool Re E Prep PREP (subtitles: aka "prep") PREPsents...
[A huge audience applauds as we fade to a Sesame Street esque house. The old Sesame Street theme song plays as we pan up the
Sunny days sweepin' the
Clouds a-way
Purple: (soundbite from that one Shockhat735 video featuring the airport) thank you! :)
on my way... to where the AIR IS SWEEET!
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
How to get to get to Sesame Streeeeet!
[As the offscreen children sing, a stock image of a cloud sweeps away the Sesame Street logo that faded into place, so that the original Preschool Prep: Meet The Colors logo can fade into place.]
Offscreen children: (all at once/overlapping in various places) IT'S JELLABIES!!!!/NINTENDO 64!!!! *cheer way happier for the logo than in the og special*
[Buzzer noise]
Stock image cloud thing: *points at the logo and reads it aloud in a Tamagotchi Life voice* "Preschool Prep: Meet The Colors" *then writes a new subtitle on it and reads that* "AO3 Edition"
[Cool transition]
Announcer: *to a yellow screen* Yellow. *To a blackish yellow screen* Yellow. *To a pastel yellow screen* (Minion voice) Banana!
[Cut to Scarlet Overkill]
Scarlet Overkill: ...CATCHPHRASE!
[Cut to a little yellow fur ball named]
Yellow: Yellow. :) *she walks over to a big treasurechest* (Bill Cipher voice) Yellow? *looks inside* *Strange Hill High security camera footage*