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Crusch: “Miss Emilia would you like a drink, I could have some wine for you since you’re the inly one not drinking”
Emilia : “Sorry I can’t drink currently… I’m… expecting”
There is a moment of silence, so quiet you could hear a pin drop. None knew what to say. Yes while it was common knowledge that the mysterious black haired knight had feelings for his candidate and those feelings are reciprocated so the only person that could be the father is Subaru. They knew Subaru was bold but the fact that he would have a child with her so soon was unthinkable.
Crusch : “Miss Emilia please this isn’t something to joke about.”
Emilia: “It’s true! It was back in the sanctuary and we-we-”
Before she could say any more Subaru shouts out
“EMILIA-TAN!” Subaru face turned white he looked like he going to faint.
Juilus: “Miss Emilia please, you’ll say something embarrassing.”
Subaru: ”J-Juilus is right plus you’re not pregnant! Kissing doesn’t make a baby.” red as a tomato would be an understatement of how Subaru looks
Though strangely despite everyone once being focused on Emilia once subaru spoke everyone’s heads snap towards Subaru
Felt: “Big bro what the fuck are you talking about right now?”
Subaru looks around confused. Everyone’s eyes are on him and he doesn’t know why.
Reinhard: “While I dont agree with lady Felt’s language I also would like to know what do you mean.”
Subaru “Well we know babies come from sex like when you-” Subaru goes on explaining intercourse. The more he talks the more horrified everyone gets.
Anastasia “Subaru.. who taught ya that?”
Subaru: “my parents duh, they had the talk with me plus this is common knowledge.”
A common conclusion comes to everyone in that moment. Subaru’s parents were obviously some sort of sick pervert degenerate. They may not know them but what sick freaks tell their kid that.