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Barret: (blushing) Hey Noob, I bought you some Bloxy Cola cans you like!
Noob saw his boyfriend's gift.
Noob used M16 to shoot him.
Barret dies.
Barret tries to date Noob and ended up getting oofed
JOKE FIC DON'T TAKE THIS SHIP TOO SERIOUSLY
Barret: (blushing) Hey Noob, I bought you some Bloxy Cola cans you like!
Noob saw his boyfriend's gift.
Noob used M16 to shoot him.
Barret dies.